
15 Mounds of Trash
So, I was tagged by SunnyTreasures to do a writing about 15 things in my life. As you can see, I have helpfully divided my life into 15 mounds of trash! So it's time to go dumpster diving folks. I hope you took your class ;) !
One- I am blind in one eye. I know, I know, you are probably having one of two reactions. The first being a 'Suck it up' reaction, while the other one is like 'That's so horrible! Are you okay?!' Or you are like me, with the third reaction, laughing. And it is definitely one of those lame injuries. All I will say is I ran into a door. Now, I just laugh it off. It's sort of funny.
Two- I like being blind in one eye; well, sort of. That door that I ran into has showed me the world in a new light. Ironic right?
Three- I don't have a favorite food. Or color. You are probably like 'WHAT?!'. Yeah, I don't like favorites. So I guess black is my favorite color. Or maybe white? Now do you see what I'm saying?
I guess it's not that fair to ask you that. After all, I can't really see what I'm saying ;)
Get it? Laugh it off people, laugh it off. And definitely don't pity me.
Four- I actually do have a favorite number. 13.
Five- That brings me to my next one, which would be first if I ordered all of this by importance. I am a Christian! God sent his son, Jesus, to die for us! And besides that, he loves you infinitely. Including my infinite garbage dump. And he's a total savage.
Six- I am very short. Very short. I might be a hobbit. Maybe a garden gnome.
Seven- I like to run a lot. I went to the varsity state race this year! I don't know what I'm running from, but I run from it pretty darn good.
Eight- I like all sports in fact. I enjoy watching them, but why watch them when you could go outside and play them.
Nine- I also like video games. I am definitely not a screen junkie, but I mean, who doesn't like video games. All they do is waste your time and rot your brain. At least that's what my mom says. :)
Ten- I like crude humor, but I do try to keep it clean. I like sarcasm, making fun of myself, and even making fun of others a lot. I still respect you though no matter how much I make fun of you. It's quite a paradox.
Eleven- Basically whatever I read and/or watch I enjoy a lot; which is a reason I can never pick favorites! But I would totally LOVE to be a contest judge here on Wattpad or something! I like reading others stuff and going........drumroll..........
"PFFFFT!!! You idiots think that's a frickin book?!"
I'm never going to get selected to be a contest judge now..... :)
Twelve- That wouldn't really be my reaction. I like to try to associate myself to being very kind, and other good stuff. If you still don't believe me, check out my comment on MonsterCupcake61176's book, 'The Edge of a Knife'. "Loved the story so much!"
I cut off the weird other stuff.
It's a weird comment if you find it. Like really weird. But it is a great book though. Really. You should read it.
Thirteen- I can be really annoying, but that's just my though on myself. I can be really funny and laid-back too. I do get along with a lot of people. Well, I guess they're imaginary... but you know what? That is BESIDE THE POINT! :)
Fourteen- I have a cat that's as fat as Santa. With double the cookies. And a pound of hair. But she is fluffy. I mean, who doesn't love cats?
Fifteen- I am a guy that plays the drums and really likes music. And this is a lame ending but who cares.
Ok, honest confession time. That is the hardest thing you will ever do. Writing about yourself is hard. Like I ran out of stuff at 8. But in reality there is so much to tell. Like I have more stuff I could say! So why is it so hard? Another mystery of life. And I will leave you to figure it out.
Ok so check out SunnyTreasures, who tagged me to do this!
Also check out MonsterCupcake61176 and the amazing book, 'The Edge of a Knife'. It's part of a really good series!
As I was writing this, I also won a giveaway by BananaBam03 called Turtles Giveaway with random capitalized letters that may or may not have been a secret code :). Anyways thanks so much BananaBam03 for the prizes I have not even used yet. But thanks anyway!
You should suffer and do this too (if you haven't already):
I guess I will add more as time goes on, because this is my first book.
Now that I think about it, that is very sad. My first book is this, and let's be honest here, OK?
It's an infinite garbage dump.
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