okay this is really fucking fun no it's not so tw for f slur and homophobia, also racism and implied n word, transphobia, they went to Catholic school since kindergarten yk the drill

you guys remember that one homophobic bitch from last chapter ?

so she called me while i was playing among us with a bunch of friends

i told them i'd brb to pick up this call from jessica (homophobic bitch i'm saying yout fucking name and i'll be damned before i feel shame for it) and i did pick up

when i picked up, i heard her say (i assumed to was to someone else) "i don't think she's gonna pick up"

i say hi, and she fucking gasps. i hear breathing out of rhythm with her own in the background, so i know she's not alone

her very fucking opener is "OKAY OKAY IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC ANYMORE YOU CAN BE NICE TO ME OKAY"

and i just go "huh"

and she continues "YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MEAN TO ME I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC ANYMORE"

spoiler alert, what a fucking twist, she lied

i respond with "okay why are you calling me"

she says something about me going on a "romantic evening" with someone (clearly joking, but i didn't understand the punchline) from our old class

i change the subject and i ask, "who's at the sleepover with you?"

she says "there's no sleepover"

90% sure that was a fucking lie

anyways ahe continues to persist on me having gone on a date with this poor excuse of a man, and then she says

"wait it couldn't have been you, you don't like guys, right?"

and this was when i knew it was gonna get homophobic

i responded with "technically i'm bi" blah blah blah

eventually i hang up the call out of complete boredom and being done with her and i join back the among us call

she calls me again, and frustrated i go "jessica what the hell do you want i'm trying to play among us with more important people"

she goes "wanna hear my favorite word?"

i thought i knew where this was going, so i started screen recording (but my dumbass forgot to turn the mic on so the recording didn't do shit)

"sure, what is it?" i asked

she goes "ni-" and hangs up

she calls me again and makes idiotic excuses and whatever, i hang up

i go bacl on the among us call and explain that jessica called me, and they ask if i can invite her

i figure this was gonna be interesting, i i called her and asked if she wanted to play among us with us, she said sure and i added her to the gc

this is where things got shitty

jessica and some other friends that she randomly fucking invites start changing their names to, and i'm fucking quoting

alm

f mexicans

homophobic

trump 2020

and other shit

jessica then refers to my enby friend on the call as "it" and tells them to "just accept you're a girl"

they then proceeded to pretend that mitchell was gay solely so he could call us f*ggots, and eventually abandoned it completely

ofc when i told him i saw the signs he gets all offended

they proceed to go on about how my friend's among us name being "lezbean" made them uncomfortable

eventually they started just being assholes amd my friends were getting upset so i kicked them out of the group chat and just waited for them to leave the call

that in itself was a shitty experience, i apologized to my friends (and if you guys are reading this i'm still sorry) saying i didn't expect them to be such assholes, i thought we would just pester each other mildly and get it over with

anyways, the three of us continued to talk until midnight and that was cool

but anyways kids, don't play among us with homophobic, transphobic, racist, petty Trump supporters because you think it's gonna be funny but it just eventually gets annoying

thank you for listening to my rant

this is like 100% unedited so if you were on that call and you're reading this lmk if i missed something