Ignore my mistakes plz....

Listennnn! So I wrote the whole chapter at first and Wattpad deleted it, then I wrote it again and when I was writing the speech part, it wasn't funny as compared with movie....so I skip that part :) hope you don't mind.

Namjoon Pov

Chatur and the ICE librarian, Seo Joon are sitting at the computer on the first floor of the library. Suho types as Seo Joon dictates " Our Director has unceasingly served ...‘Served’ means ..." Seo Joon was about to say but  " Damn the meaning, I’ll memorize it " He said to him still looking at the computer.

"Memorising parrot " Seo Joon said, Jeongguk watches, unseen. He turns from them and makes an indication to someone, miming a telephone receiver....Silencer was the introductory speaker, at the Teachers’ Day function. To impress Virus, he got his speech written by the librarian ... in high-brow Korean.

A phone rings at the library reception, downstairs " Hello...hold on " the man sitting on the reception said on the phone....he looks up at Silencer " Suho! Call for you " He shouted.... Silencer stood up and ran to the reception " Oh ... the things I have to do for him now...." He sighed and stood up disappointed.

Seo joon collects the printout from the printer....As he’s perusing it, Gguk hails him " Mr.park , the Director was remembering you " Jeongguk said pointing behind him, Seo Joon looked at him " really?" He asked Gguk surprised " Yes, Just now " Gguk said to him...Seo Joon looks down at the printout of the speech " I’ll see him right away. Give this to Suho ".

He give the speech to him hurriedly and went away, Jeongguk looked at the printout and tear it with a smirk... Silencer reaches the reception and picks up the phone receiver " Hello...Hello!" He said " Hello... mr.suho " Standing at a spot from where I can see Suho  but Suho cannot see see me , Me speaks to him on a cell phone " Yes " Suho said.

" I’m calling from the police station. Are you from America?" I was speaking in a deep voice, so he won't recognize me " Yes Sir " Suho said " Your Life is in danger " Suho wide his eyes " What how ?!" He asked panicked " Listen carefully, or else you’ll get killed as soon as you step out of the college gate " I was holding my laugh really badly.

Jeongguk works on the computer, Suho and Seo Joon  were on, moments ago. While Suho was kept engaged, Gguk altered a few words in his speech, for e.g., ‘served’ became ‘screwed’.

On the other hand Seo Joon entered into the Virus's office " Yes, Sir " he pecked and asked him " Who are you?" He asked him confused " Seo Joon  Librarian" Virus looks at him,still.with blank expressions I’m permanent staff, Sir " He said also confused " Congratulations " Virus  sarcastically said.

I was still on call with Suho....I was getting out of idea " Hold on a moment. The chief’s on the other line " I hurriedly said and ran towards Jeongguk for help " Excuse me Sir !" Suho who was writing on a note but said

Jeongguk has finished altering Suho's  speech. He gives a print command for the changed speech and goes to the printer to collect it....I rushes to him with the cell phone, gesturing to him to speak into it " Yes ... so where was I?" Jeongguk asked him asking in a dominate tune " You said I may die outside the gate " Suho was scared.

" Right. As you get out of the gate, you’ll see a traffic signal " I was looking at him from upstairs.... Jeongguk looked at me " Traffic signal. Ok. Ok " Suho said writing on the notebook " When it turns red, all the cars will halt " Jeongguk said...a
Dramatically " Then cross the road with great caution. Because son, in rush hour if a car hits You, you’re dead. " His voice changes from serious to teasy one.

I stifles my laughter " what the hell...I know that!" Suho said now getting annoyed " You know that? Excellent. Then you’re safe my boy " Jeongguk said and laughed " Jeongguk hangs up. A baffled Suho walks up to the first floor. He encounters Gguk and me on the stairs, sitting.

" Hey Silencer! This for you from librarian " Suho snached the printout from Jeongguk's hand " Don't call me that Jeon " Me and Jeongguk runs from there " Jeon!" I immitate Suho...We stopped when we met Seo Joon who was returning from Virus's office with puzzle face " Hey. The Director said he didn’t call for
me " He said to Jeongguk.

" Who said ‘called’? I just said he
‘remembered’ you " Jeongguk said , me and him run away laughing " Remember ? IDIOTS!" He shout at us.

The speech went amazing, me and Jeongguk explaining Yoongi...Virus getting anger at both Seo Joon and Suho...and Minister " Vulgar fellow!" He mouted with anger....

Virus runs onto the stage. He
slaps Suho on the back of his head,
grabs him by the neck and shakes him. He then kicks him on his butt, driving him off the stage. For the students this is the grand finale to an evening of entertainment. They throw handkerchiefs up in the air, rejoicing.

While Seo Joon fainted on the stage "That’s what mindless cramming does to you " said me to him " Cramming may see you through four years
of college but it will ‘screw’ you for the mnext 40 years! " Said Jeongguk, trying to knock some sense into him "

I  laughs at the usage of the word. Yoongi, however, is all serious and cold again. Ignoring the us , he gets up and leaves " He still doesn’t get it" Jeongguk chuckled and shook his head.

Later that night, me and Jeongguk were in our Water tank spot, me and Gguk laughed going over the incident in the morning " ‘Medium fart is tolerable’... Unbelievable!
You’re a poet, Gguk How did you think of this?" I asked him drank " That was fun. He didn’t know what hit him " He said laughing.

Suho comes onto the terrace, swaying on his feet, drunk and dishevelled. He hurls a bottle at them, which smashes just missing their feet "Hey!" Gguk shouted " Whoa !" I yelled "  Suho trembles with anger and humiliation " You swines. What did I ever do to you? " He said Angrily....Me and Gguk tries to lighten him a bit.

" Sorry man. Don’t take it personally " Gguk said rubbing his nose " I will. Suho will never forget this insult. I’ll think of it every minute, every second of my life " He said pointing at himself " Sorry man. That was a demo for Yoongi....don’t cram blindly. Understand and enjoy the wonders of Science " Said Gguk placatingly...me behind him looking at them.

In a friendly gesture, Jeongguk puts his hand on Suho's arm but Suho shrugs it off viciously.... Jeongguk backs away warily " I'm not here to enjoy " me and Jeongguk cracks up again " So you’re here to screw science " I said laughing " Laugh at my methods. But one day these
methods will bring me success. That day I’ll laugh and you’ll cry " I looked at him surprised.

Jeongguk cough " You’re on the wrong track again. Don’t chase success. Become a good engineer
and success will chase you " He said, honestly at first I also didn't understand this thing of him.

" These ideals don’t work in the real world. ....You take your train, I’ll take mine. Ten years from now, we’ll meet at the same station. Same day. Same place. We’ll see who’s more successful you... or I. Have the balls? C’mon, bet! It’s a challenge. ..Watch it! " Suho  lunges in their direction, towards
the broken bottle on the ground. He picks up a shard of glass.

" What are you doing?" Jeongguk asked him, Suho stumbles up to the partly constructed dome-like structure in the centre of the terrace " Watch it!" Jeongguk shouted at him "  What happened to him?" I asked him... Jeongguk shrug...Suho finished writing and move away do we can see..our eyes filled with confusion.

" Don’t forget this date! " He yelled...

SEPT 5

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Chapter 8

Story is going smoothly I guess

Favourite part?

Thanks for reading ☺️

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