So you've probably seen all my Homestuck ramblings and thought "wow. This looks really dumb. Like a shit post comic made as a joke." To which I reply: EXCUSE ME? HAVE YOU SEEN [S] GAME OVER? No of course not. But if you think that this is all fluff and fun times with lots of stupid shit and shipping, watch [S] Game Over. If you're too lazy, like a lot of people, just look at these pictures, and keep in mind that they are all main characters.

Okay, that last one was a shit post, but it would be pretty funny if you dies by a door XDDD
But seriously, don't give me any of that crab about this being a "stupid, lighthearted, shitpost comic." I'm not kidding, out of all of the main character alive, (yes there are main dead characters) only 4 survive Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 3, or whenever John starts zapping back in time. (Side note, one of them was already dead before [S] Game Over, but yeah.)Two of them weren't even there, and one was the main antagonist! And this is a comic where YOU CAN GOD TIER AND BECOME IMMORTAL AS LONG AS THE DEATH ISNT HEROIC OR JUST!

This pretty much describes these kind of updates: