Things homestuck has taught me:

0. Don't skip straight to the trolls. Yes, you can learn about them first, but don't skip everything. Be patient. ^w^

1. It's okay to kill your characters multiple times

2. A crap load of new swears thanks to Karkat

3. How to not be a homophobe

4. How to flick people off without using emojis t0w0t <- (kinda hard to see in the font I'm using lol)

5. CAAAAATS

6. Betty Crocker is EEEEEEEEEVVVVVIIIILLL

7. When things seem to be going to shit, remember, you're not dead so it's not a doomed timeline

8. Breaking the fourth (and fifth) wall is awesome

9. LIKE A HUSS

10. Disabilities suck, but you get used to them (just like you get used to reading all of the trolls' quirks. Goddamn it mituna)

11. Screw the Amporas.

12. Everybody hates Gamzee, and for a good reason. You know what, screw clowns in general.

13. It is more than okay to plan out what your character would look like as a troll and what their god tier would be.

14. If you ever think your art is shitty, look at Caliborn. I mean, that is some next level load of crap.

15. *insert every inside joke that normal people don't understand but Homestuckies are quietly giggling to themselves at the pure confusion of normal people*

16. SHIPPING!!!!! SO MUCH SHIPPPING! MANY MUCH FUN TIMES!!!!

17. There is literally a shipping science. There's a math equation, and lots of grids. Literally, they made shipping for leprechauns. FRIGGIN LEPRECHAUNS!

18. You can't outrun it (him) when it's (he's) already here.

19. It's more than okay to be insane. Hell, I'm never coming out of this trash can. Oh god, we are so friggin insane. People must really hate us.

20. Kill yourself = go get god tier

21. Lemme tell you about Homestuck....

22. I have to have two of everything because I'm a Gemini and Sollux is rubbing off on me. Hence why I'm ending this on number twenty two.