Loose Cannons

Y/N: What?

Jinx: I said, let's go skateboarding! Like we used to when we were younger.

You were standing in the kitchen with your phone as you finished cooking dinner. You had gotten a call, but you weren't expecting this.

Y/N: Uh....

You looked over to see Kai'sa watching TV.

Y/N: Sure?

Jinx: Cool. Ez and Kayn are gonna meet us there. See you in an hour.

She hung up and you stared at you phone.

You shrugged and out it away.

Y/N: Baby?

Kai'sa: Yeah?

Y/N: I'm going skating.

Kai'sa: Have fun and be safe.

You just gave a thumbs up.

2 hours later....

Kai'sa: Oh my God! What happened?!

Kayn: He tried to grind a twenty step staircase and biffed it.

Y/N: It's not that bad.

Kai'sa: Your finger was snapped in half!

You lifted your left hand and looked at your middle finger. It was indeed snapped in half.

Y/N: Yeah. Yeah I did.

You chuckled.

Y/N: I still got it.
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KDA

You were always popular with the girls of KDA. When Ahri and Evelynn first approach Kai'sa, you were still just her boyfriend.

You supported them all through their first album and offered assistance in fetching food and such for them when you could.

But now, you were Kai'sa's husband. And so, they treated you like their own boyfriend.

Ahri: Y/N, could you listen to this for me?

Kai'sa: When you get a second headset.

Akali: Yo, Y/N, my man, can you be my date for this album party thing?

Kai'sa: He's already my date. He's my husband.

Evelynn: Darling, care to join me for dinner this Friday? You can bring Kai'sa as well, if you'd like.

Kai'sa: We'll love to go.

You watched Kai'sa grow a bit more jealous as you spent your day off helping the girls with their last minutes touches for their newest albums.

Ever since you first met them, they've treated you like a good friend. Maybe too good of a friend.

But, still, you already had a woman you loved.

Y/N: Hey, Kai?

Kai'sa turned, only to be met with your lips on hers. She blushed while the others watched with amused looks.

Y/N: I love ya.

You turned back to the others.

Y/N: Ahri, sounds good. Akali, I already have a date. Evelynn, we'll have to turn down your offer. We have plans.

Kai'sa: We do?

Y/N: Yes we do. Unfortunately, I can't say what it is out loud. But I'm sure you can get the idea.

Kai'sa blushed even more when she realized what you meant.

So did the others.

Akali: What the hell?! Why can't I get a husband already?!
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Slice and Dice

Kayn: I hope you're ready to get your asses handed to you.

Akali: Bring it on, Ponytail.

You just chuckled.

Y/N: Please, step aside for the king.

The three of you prepared your cooking utensils. The others just watched with excited faces.

Ahri: This is going to be good.

Evelynn: I expect good food to be served.

Jinx: PUT THAT FOOD IN MY BELLY!

Kai'sa looked at the three judges before she turned to Ezreal.

Ezreal: They take this way too personal.

Kai'sa: Yeah, but you know Y/N takes pride in his cooking. So does Kali. And Kayn. This is going to be hard-core.

You sharpened your knives while Akali spun hers around. Kayn went to cut an onion, but stopped when the knife hit the cutting board.

You all looked over to see him slowly lift his hand up.

He was missing a finger.

Kayn: Huh.

Silence filled the room. Then....

All: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Friendly Advice

Kai'sa felt like she was on top of the world.

She finally got you to smile and you were now friendly to her. That hole was finally filled again.

And to make matters even better, you agreed to eat lunch with her.

Maybe that was why she couldn't stop smiling all day. Something that your friend noticed.

Jinx had been watching her for a while now. She saw how she acted around you. She didn't trust it.

And she refused to stand by as her friends got hurt.

So when the bell rang and Kai'sa got her stuff, Jinx stopped her before she could leave.

Jinx: You, me, outside. Now. We need to talk.

Kai'sa was confused, but she knew that Jinx was one of your friends.

She wasn't expecting to be behind the supply shed.

Kai'sa watched as Jinx pulled out a cigarette and lit it. She took a drag and blew out some smoke.

Jinx: What the hell do you think you're doing?

Kai'sa was confused by the question.

Kai'sa: W-What?

Jinx turned to her and walked over until she was a foot away.

Jinx: Why are you hanging around Y/N? What's your game?

Kai'sa: Game? I-I don't have a...

Jinx: He has enough shit to deal with. He doesn't have time to play games with some hussy batting her lashes at him.

Kai'sa took a step back.

Kai'sa: I swear, I'm not...

Jinx's lip curled in anger. She was not about to let this new popular girl break your heart.

So she shoved her.

Jinx: If you do anything to fuck with his head, you'll be dealing with me! You got it?!

Kai'sa looked at the girl with eyes of fear. Jinx spat before she flicked her cigarette away. She then walked away.

Kai'sa stood there a bit bothered.

She knew that you had problems at home, but she really had no intention to hurt you any more.

But maybe....she should...

Y/N: What the hell is wrong with you?!

Kai'sa jumped at your voice. She looked up to see you pulling Jinx by the ear back to her. You looked mad.

Y/N: Apologize for being an ass.

Jinx: But it's...

Y/N: Apologize!

You pushed Jinx towards Kai'sa. She shot you a look, but turned back to the purple haired girl. She crossed her arms.

Jinx: I'm sorry for...pushing you...or whatever.

Kai'sa looked to you. You weren't going to force her to accept Jinx's half hearted apology, but she still did.

Kai'sa: I get it. Really. I mean, it's nice that you're so protective over...

Jinx: Yeah, whatever.

Jinx walked away, shoving past you, and left. You just sighed and turned back to Kai'sa.

Y/N: I'm sorry about her. She had no right to...

Kai'sa quickly shook her hands.

Kai'sa: It's fine! Really. I get it.

She smiled a bit.

Kai'sa: I kinda wished I had friends like that.

You placed your hands in your pockets. You shrugged.

Y/N: Well, how about this? Anyone fucks with you, they'll have to deal with me.

Kai'sa found her cheeks heating up a bit. She looked up at you to see that you were looking away.

Mostly to hide the fact that you were blushing yourself.

Kai'sa then smiled.

Kai'sa: I....I would like that. Thank you, Y/N.

You just nodded.

Y/N: No problem, Kai. Come on. Let's eat before lunch period is over.

You started to walk away while Kai'sa stood there. She slowly lifted a hand to her chest.

Kai'sa: "Kai"?

She slowly began to smile.

She liked it.