25 May 2019

6:59 pm

Huh. It's been a while since I've written. It has been a while since I got out of rehab anyway. Since, y' know, writing in a journal was supposed to be a therapy thing or something... I have nothing to talk about. Ain't that a surprise? Well, yesterday was the last day of school soooo... that's nice, I guess. Oh! I'm back in real school! I've been back for a while, actually. I haven't seen Winter yet. You would think she's easy to spot cuz of her, y' know, fluffy, white hair that refuses to be tamed but whatever, I guess. UGHHHH... I've got nothing to talk about, man. I'm so boredddd. Oh, well, I noticed my accent's gotten thinner... That's kinda really sad. I like sounding like Chris Hemsworth. That man knows how to grow a beard, like DAMN. It's beautiful. Love it.

Hmm... let's talk Janus. Has Winter done any Janus jobs while I was gone? No fucking clue. She probably hasn't due to the fact I haven't seen anything about Janus in the news. Besides those little conspiracy theories that pop up here and there. Did you know some people think Janus works with the Anonymous group? I think I'll let the whole world think that. THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE! JANUS IS WORKING WITH ANONYMOUS! Get your Janus x Anonymous merch here! Breaking news, Janus and Anonymous release a new collab in China, or something. Oh geez, do you think there's any Janus fan fictions out there? Like, they make some ocs, plug them into Janus, give them a couple thousand problems, and then give them a relationship? Sounds like fun. I should do that. Carry some suspicion off me. Not that I have any, of course. Right? Hopefully, my therie didn't give me any meds that made me confess my deepest, darkest secrets. Gotta love doctor-patient confid, am I right? Ask them anything without a warrant and you get nothing. I coulda told my therie about... I dunno... ANYTHING and no one would be any wiser. Until someone brings out a warrant...

Warrants are really powerful. Like geez, bro. Calm the fuck down, man. Wanna tear apart someone's home? Warrant. Wanna do something that's pretty much illegal? Warrant. Well, that's probably an exaggeration. You get the idea though, right? Warrants can... warrant anything. HA! Winter would be proud.

Do you think my therie knows that I'm Janus? They really know how to get inside your head and mess with it. In a good way, obviously. I hope...

I wanna dog. A big ol' fluffy one. Ma has an Aussie shepherd. I kinda want one now.

I've really got nothing to talk about.

OH NEVERMIND THAT. PAUL RUDD. UGH HE'S SO AMAZING. And Ryan Reynolds? Just as amazing. Fucking hilarious. Damn, they're amazing. I love their voices. Like, DAMN. I could fall asleep to them talking about killing stuff or something. Beautiful. Two diamonds in the rough. A shiny piece of coal. Tryin' to reach my goal. My power of speech is unimpeachable. Only 22 but my mind is oldah. Blah blah blah. More singing.

So, uh, I'm staying on campus this summer, so... yeah, I guess...

Going BACK to Janus. Do you think we'll have a job this summer? People are out and about so at sometime, someone's gonna steal something of value, right? People, gotta love 'em.

It's around 7:30 now, so I guess I'll go to the gym... I dunno. Maybe I'll go to bed.

-C.C.

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"Did you?" Winter asked Carter.

"Did I what?"

"Go to the gym?"

"Does walking to the nearest Wal-mart count as exercise?"

Autumn looked at her mom.

"It would be nice if it was. I would be hella buff."

They looked at each other in silence before bursting into laughter.