June 15, 2019

Yo, yo, yooo... It's-a me-a, MARIO!

... I apologize. Anyways, it's me, Winter. Again, yes. That's kinda how it works. I'm back, heh. So, Carter and I are on our way to Rome! Why not go straight from NYC to Greece? I have no fucking idea. People like getting rich I guess. Toyota over here is sleeping again. It's incredible how planes can make you sleep. I'm watching a movie, right now, which is probably why I'm still awake and writing this. Markus says it's because of the low air pressure or something. I wonder how long it'll take for me to fall asleep on the plane. Cart

HA. YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU THOUGHT I ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP!? MY MIND IS THE ONE THING THAT ALLOWS ME TO SURPASS ANY THI- on second thought. I'm kinda tired. I wonder if future me will look back at this and say, "I was such a fucking weirdo." It's most likely gonna happen.

Buenos noches, mon ami,

Winter R.

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15 June 2019

Sorry, no time like the present today. My phones on airplane mode and I don't wanna turn on the chair screen thingy. Lemme plug in my earbuds real quick.

Okay, so yeah. I just woke up and Winter is asleep. Oh, gosh... my head hurts. When are they gonna serve dinner? If my tummy not full, me gonna barf. Me no like that. Ugh, I'll stop talking 'bout that now. Should I erase it? Nah, then it'll leave a big, empty hole. All that space wasted.

Hah! Winter was just writing about how she probably tricked any future readers into how she probably fell asleep. That's hilarious. Should I name you? I mean, you probably now what my personality and I are like. Well, let's see. Charcoal? Cole? No, that's a playboy name. You're too good for that. Itemizing females should be a sin or something. Well, anyone really. It's no bueno. Shit. Okaay lemme think... Coffee? NOO. I got it. John Mulaney's dad's Mcdonald's order. Yesss. Well, now it's too long. Ohhh, okay okay OKAY. J-D's Joe. Eh? How you like it??? Yeah?? Yeah. I knew you'd like it. Gimme fi! Good on ya, J-D's Joe, ya gotta new, spankin' name! Prouda ya, sonny. I sound like my dad.

You think Winter and I

Oh, hot diggaty dang. What would our ankle-biter(s) look like? They'll probably get my hair. What if they were codominant (Mrs. King, LOOK AT ME NOW)! Like, super dark brown hair with white streaks here and there. That would be pretty badass. Hm, what would we name them? If it's a girl, we should name her, like, Spring or Autumn. She would hate us forever, but it would be totally worth it.

I was doing so well, not think about barfing. Damn it. I'm gonna go back to sleep. Hopefully, Winter will wake me when dinner is ready. Sleep tight, J-D's Joe. Sleep tight.

-C.C