"Yo. Celebi."
"Yes?"
"Food. Now."
"Ok."
I already killed Persian and Celebi is just sitting in the tent looking at Gardevoir magazines. What a lazy butt.
"Can you stop looking at these dirty magazines? It's getting annoying." I pull away the magazine and look at it.
I throw it in the river.
"WTF SALAZZLE?!"
"Go get a life. Now get some food, lazy butt. Woah, two tasks. I'll protect the tent."
"Fine...."
Celebi flew off being the weird annoying fly he is. I might seem reckless, but I never asked to do this. I only want to come out alive. Poor Sylveon and Persian.
-Time Skip-
7 hours passed. Celebi wasn't back yet. I was getting worried. I didn't hear his cry. I told him not to go too far away! I'm assuming he died.
I sniff the air. I'm right. I smell Celebi's blood far away. And a.... Zeraora! Nearby actually!
I run as fast as I can. Eventually I come to a tent. Hehehe.... Nice.... A tent from someone else. I smell Alolan Ninetales and Mew! Should I kill both? Yeah.
My gun can shoot far, so I shot twice into the tent. I get closer, while listening to their cries. Honestly, I'm getting used to killing! No, Salazzle. Don't be like that.
I look inside the tent, and see Mew cowering in the protection of Alolan Ninetales' lifeless arms. Unfortunately, it didn't help. They were both dead.
I overtook the tent. I'm safe, for now.

Three cannon shots can be heard.
Third death: Celebi (killed by Zeraora)
Fourth death: Mew (killed by Salazzle)
Fifth death: Alolan Ninetales (killed by Salazzle)