It was a perfectly rare sunny day in the town of Darkcut but just as everything seemed to be perfect for the Bloodrust household things quickly escalated into a strange and awkward day for Jeff the killer in his own back yard

Sally: Jeff? where are you? ohhh Jeeefff!

Smiledog: *barks and runs out the back door to the pool*

Jeff: oh hello my beautiful little puppy. *gives bellyrub*

Sally: *giggle* Jeff are you all softy for a doggy now?

Jeff: *jumps at fright* shut up you didn't hear or see anything.

Sally: I'm hungwy gime food. *glares at Jeff*

Jeff: are you old enough to make your own?

Sally: Nope. *swings her body in a happy way*

Jeff: I'll make food once EJ is up okay.

Sally: I though he only eats kidneys?

Jeff: for fuck sakes. come on sally, really? its a Saturday!

Sally: I don't care. . . I'm hungry !

Jeff: then go make cereal or something but I'm not doing anything today.

EJ: *Walks up from behind sally* Jeff that's unkind of you

Jeff: Why don't you feed her? *starts putting sun lotion on*

EJ: Jeff you know . . .

Jeff: shut up i don't care I at least want to try

EJ: come little sally I'll make you breakfast *walks sally to the kitchen

Jeff: finally there gone *reclines on a pool chair*

[20 minutes pass]

*THUD*

Jeff: * jumps up scanning* what the fuck was that

Clockwork: oh. . .hey Jeff

Jeff: *confused* your boyfriend is at his house not here

Clockwork: I know I'm actually here to talk to you Jeff

Jeff: about what *sits upright*

Clockwork: *sits next to Jeff* well see Jeff *lowers head*

Jeff: is something wrong cloakwork did you make the wrong person *says in his killer voice* GO TO SLEEP?

Clockwork: No Jeff I don't like Toby anymore

Jeff: why what happened?

Clockwork: *turns to Jeff and kisses him softly* I met you

Jeff*shocked* uhhhmm well

*THUD!*

Jeff: fuck it people really I have a door for a reason you know

Jane: ugh. . . cloakwork please do explain why your here

Jeff: she said she wanted to talk

Jane: shut up smiley *glares at Jeff*

Clockwork: look Jane what happened last night. . . I don't know how it happened but it did

Jeff: wait what happened

Clockwork: Nothing happened

Jane: don't lie to him like you lied to me

Jeff: I am confused

Jane: we had some chemistry you retard

Jeff: still lost

Clockwork: look Jane I like Jeff I'm sorry okay it just isn't who I am

Jane: you shouldn't have said that so load

*THUD*

Jeff: jesu. . .

Toby: s-so is th-that how it i-is An-angel?

Clockwork: no Toby you don't understand

Toby: *grabs one hatchet* the-then m-make me un-understand

Clockwork: something happened last night

Jane: yea something like this *grabs clockwork and Frenches her*

Jeff: what the fuck *grabs his mouth before puking*

Toby: go-good bye clockwork *walks out the front door*

Jeff: *runs after Toby* yo Toby wait up man

Toby: wh-what d-do you w-want Jef-jeffrey

Jeff: what are you gona do about this

Toby: oh i-i'm not do-doing anyth-thing

Jeff: *looks worried* is HE coming

Toby: HE is already here Jeff

Slender: *talks telepathically to Toby* Child what bothers

Toby: *looks up at Clockwork and Jane*

Slender: I see my child . . . do not worry *teleports to the back yard*

Clockwork&Jane: what the fuck slender

Slender: *sends tendrils and wraps around Clockwork and Jane* you have upset a proxy now suffer *teleports away with Jane&Clockwork*

Jeff: what the fuck just happened *scratches back of Hus head*

Toby: the ab-ability o-of being a p-proxy

Jeff: ookay well I feel for you buddy but I gota do something so if you'll excuse me

Toby: y-you could ju-just ask m-me to lea-ve

Jeff: okay then *yells*get your fucking fat proxy ass out of my god damn house! How's that

Toby: f-fair en-enough *walks out to slender's place*