Another day for misfortune and her devious ways to amuse herself by troubling the creepypastas and she sees fit to wreck the new households welcoming comity

Misfortune: *climbs into the lounge through a window with a video camera* now let's start the action *smirks and looks into the camera focused on Ben and Jeff holding each other passed out with Jeff kissing Ben* oh god Jeffrey are you that desperate.

Jeff: *through his sleep and kisses* oh serenity your such a great kisser *slowly slides his hands into bens pants*

Misfortune: *chuckles* this is perfect

Jeff: *opens eyes* HUH!? *pulls hand out and pushes away from Ben*

Misfortune: *laughs* my fuck Jeff I didn't know you were into balls, is that why your always so pissed at me? *smirks* cuz I got more then you

Jeff: you! *growls* Your that fucking bitch from the other night.*glares* the one who humiliated me

Misfortune: yes that was me and I was on my way to do it again but this time *chuckles* you beat me to it, it'll be a real shame if
the others were to see this

Jeff: FUCK YOU!* grabs a knife from coffee table*

Misfortune: *steps back* Fucking great waffles you don't have to keep a knife everywhere you go you know

Toby: *somewhere on his own* somebody just said waffle *narrows eyes* t-those a-a-are m-my waffles

Jeff: well you know what they say *smiles even wider* when its late at night everybody must GO TO SLEEP! *rushes misfortune*

Misfortune: *dodges and steps back* I though your a serial killer not genital feeler

Jeff: your going to regret that you lousy piece of...

Misfortune: *in a sassy stance* look Mister"I enjoy my ass getting raped by offenderman" I'd love to stay and watch your fifty shades of gay but I really need to go *turns and guns the window

Jeff: *growls and grinds teeth, snaps to Ben* HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ASLEEP!?

Misfortune: *grins*oh come on captain dick licker are you really going to let a GIRL beat you

Jeff: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK YOU! You fucking stupid piece of bullshiting god damn fat cow crap bitch! *throws knife at misfortune*

Misfortune: *dodges knife*your throw is like a baby girls!. Jeffrey come on just tell me do you enjoy green tea *laughs*

Jeff: *growls* Your dead! *jumps window*

Misfortune: oh shit! *turns and bolts for woods*

Jeff: oh a game of cat and mouse before you die I see*laughs insanely*

Misfortune: *runs deeper into woods* phew I think I lost him *stands next to tree catching breath*

Serenity: *sits silently above misfortune on branch*

Misfortune: *mumbles to self* I need to find a weapon if I want to beat perky smile dork in his own game. . . the question is what and where to find it

Serenity: *branch breaks and falls down nearly hitting misfortune*

Misfortune: *shrieks and jumps back* Holy fucking waffles with peanut piss on them.

Toby: *somewhere on his own again* Ag-again s-s-somebody j-just said w-waffles *yells* stay away from my waffles!!

Serenity: *stands quickly* i-i'm so so so sorry

Misfortune: *calms down* its okay you just gave me a fright

Serenity: I'm terribly sorry *lowers head in shame*

Misfortune: like I said don't stress but I never seen you before so what's your deal*leans against tree*

Serenity: the names serenity *looks up gently* I'm here with my father what about you

Misfortune: they call me misfortune around here but*looks confused* who's your father

Serenity: my father is slenderman *smiles while rubbing neck*

Misfortune:*shocked* WHAT!? But slender doesn't have a...

Serenity: why does everyone assume because he doesn't have a face that I won't have one *crosses arms* my mother had a face

Misfortune: *nods slowly* alright . . . well do you want to have some fun *smirks*

Serenity: sure, depending on what kind of fun though

Misfortune: *smirks wider* we're gonna go pay a visit to a crazed waffle lover

Toby: *still where ever alone* Stay. Away from. My FUCKING WAFFLES!!! *runs towards the house*

Serenity: *shrugs* sure why not

Misfortune: *walks off* alright come on then