Insta-Love
When I was a young, naive, dense as HECK middle schooler, I read A TON OF CLICHE, INSTA LOVE,MUSHY GUSHY CRINGY MANGA AND FANTASY ROMANCE NOVELS. Back then, I tried to shrug the cringe off and forced myself to read the book anyway since the cover attracted me. Oh how i wish i just returned it back to the fluffing ass library😭
Lemme give u an example of one of the books i read:
I was walking down the hallway when I saw Darren, aka hot bad boy of the school. He noticed me looking at him and suddenly I had a vision of us kissing each other hungrily like he was some tasty sandwich i wanted to eat for lunch, dinner, breakfast and FOREVAH!😍😋
When I snapped back to reality, Darren was glaring at me intensely. Why was he glaring at me? What did I do? Did he also have the vision of us kissing too? Omg he's coming my way! Eeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
My heart feels like it's gonna explode!!
Am I.....in love?
STAHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
I can't bear to write that shit any longer😭💩
So even though my oblivious little mind did admit that part was hella cringe, I kept on reading and the girl and the boy kept on getting visions of each other either kissing each other or some future vision of them in danger AND THERE WASN'T A SINGLE FLUFFING EXPLANATION WHY THEY GOT THE STUPID VISIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE😤😤😤😤
But back then, i didn't mind and moved onto the rest of the books in the series peacefully(Well book 2 didn't work out so well for me since the male lead was a cheating asshole in this one, but they still got back together hmph😒) and I thought the series only had 3 books cause they had sex, and went to college and practically had successful jobs in the 3rd book, and concluded the 3rd book like it was the final book to the series.
Psh boi was I wrong
3 months ago, I went to the library to see if the book i put on hold was on the hold shelf and I decided to browse the teen fiction section a bit and THERE IT WAS. THE 4TH BOOK TO THAT DREADFUL SERIES😨😨😨😨😨😨
I skimmed through it since I was curious how the author was able to continue on with the series, AND THE EPILOGUE WAS EXACTLY THE SAME THING AS THE 3RD BOOK'S EPILOGUE😠😠😠
THEY GOT A HAPPY ENDING
SUCCESSFUL JOB AGAIN
SEX
SEX
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Ugh i am SO GLAD my friend introduced me to wattpad, otherwise, i STILL would've been forcing myself to read cliche shit like that😌
Another example of insta-love is obviously twilight since Bella practically fell head over heels for Edward and Edward........just "couldn't stay away from her."
To be honest, Twilight wasn't THAT BAD to me. In fact, they were my only source of books I had when my mom returned all my library books to make me focus on homework, so they were nice company. But the thing is, I never really understood why Edward fell in love with Bella. Like, why did he try getting to know her in the first place when her blood was so tempting to him? If he was so scared that he might end up drinking her blood, why did he just give up and stupidly go to his addiction? I don't really get it.
I feel like the whole series would make sense if Bella gave Edward a love potion cause the whole thing was pretty confusing.
Also another example of insta-love cliche:
Brandon the player: Cutest guy at school EVAH
Could have any hot girl at school but he's too lazy to pick and likes to mingle around
Lily the innocent smol bean:
NEW GIRL AT SCHOOL
NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, NEVER HAD HER FIRST KISS, NEVER EVER HAD SEX, SHE'S THE MOST INNOCENT PERSON EVAHHHH
PLAIN CLOTHES, PLAIN FACE, PLAIN EVERYTHING, BUT-!
LE GASP😱
THAT DOESN'T MATTER TO BRANDON AT ALL
FROM THE VERY SECOND HE SAW HER, HE IMMEDIATELY MELTED INTO A PUDDLE AND WATCHED HER WALK AWAY SIGHING DREAMILY, "WHO WAS THAT PLAIN FACED BEAUTY?"
I MUST HAVE HER!
TO BE CONTINUED......
*probably won't write part 2 cause this cliche shit is too cringy to write but ya get my point
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