-Calum's POV-

"Annie's on her period!" I woke up hearing Hayden screaming "Everyone take cover!"

"I hate you two!" My daughter shrieked followed by the boys laughter

I sleepily walked out my room "What's happening? It's half eight on a Saturday!"

"Dad! Annie's peed blood!" Hunter was in hysterics

"You idiot that's not how it works" I flicked him in the forehead

"Someone's gonna have to go get some... things" Hunter shuddered 

I heard barking downstairs "Hayden go sort out the dog would you?"

"Yeah don't mind me guys I'll just bleed to death shall I?" Annie whined

"What's happening?" Luke stumbled out of our room

"Perfect! Luke you take to go get some pads for your daughter yeah?" I clapped him on the back and he groaned 

"Ketchup! Get back here!" I heard Hayden yell before the dog came bounding up the stairs. 

When Annie saw it was coming for her she screamed and slammed her bedroom door. Ketchup began whining and scratching at it. 

"Must smell the blood" I murmured and rolled my eyes when Hunter looked like he was about to explode with laughter. 

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-Annie's POV-

"This is why I like being a boy" Hayden stomped down the aisle like a child "Why am I even here anyway?"

"Dad promised you a sandwich" I laughed

"Oh yeah.." he murmured "Where is dad anyway?"

I looked around and sure enough dad had disappeared of course. I sighed and went round the corner to see him pretending to be on his phone in the corner. 

"Don't even try to pretend to be texting someone" I folded my arms over my chest

"I could be texting someone" he replied

"Dad you don't know anyone" I grabbed his hand and dragged him reluctantly to the aisle "I feel like I'm the adult here"

"I never knew there were so many types" Hayden was looking round in fascination "So Annie you want the nappy ones or the stick you shove in your hoo ha?"

"Doesn't the stick loose your virginity?" dad asked him "She's not loosing her flower now"

"But I heard its annoying having the other things?" They stood there analysing the other products. A minute ago they wanted to leave the store. 

"Unbelievable" I mumbled

"Hi do you need some help hun?" a lady who worked at the store came over

"Yeah I just started my period but my dad and brother-" I was ins territories

"Aha! Someone who understands this stuff. Does sticking a fluffy stick thingy in you lady parts loose your virginity? Or should she use diapers instead?" dad skipped over shoving the products in her face

I felt bad for the lady as she had look of pure terror on her face. 

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"Never again" I groaned in frustration as we finally got home "-Jesus! On the couch?"

I had walked in on Dylan and Hunter having a make out session in the living room. 

Hayden smirked "Nice one brother"

Dylan came over and hugged me "I feel bad for you. Living with four boys who don't understand"

"Tell me about it" I chuckled 

"Hunter has something to say to you Annie" Dylan pushed my brother towards me

"I'm sorry" he mumbled

"For what?" 

"For laughing at you" he played with the edges of his sleeves "But c'mon it was pretty funny""!