Okay! So I was tagged by IsilwenofRivendell to do this tag! Thank you so much, Isilwen!

*sneezes*

Daniel (brother MrJuggles) from outside my door): We made Elisabeth sneeze! *as they'd been singing Buckle Your Pants from Battleblock Theatre (Theater?)*

ANYWAYS!

I'm gonna do something different for this tag just so I can get chapters used up.

Darth Vader: You're eager to get this book finished.

Yeah... I have another cover in mind.

Beerus: Oh, let me guess. Captain Levi.

N-no!

Ban: Oh, it totally is. Do you even know how many pictures of Captain Levi she has in her camera roll?

Levi: *looks at me*

Heh...

Ban: Seventy!

Levi: *raises brow at me*

ANYWAYS! FIRST QUESTION!

1. Single or taken?

Well, I can tell you that I'm taken by my very handsome cat! Don't think he'd let anyone take me from him. You'd have to be pretty special!

Ban: But I know someone who's not a cat that y—

BE QUIET!

Meliodas: Oh, is it—

STOP IT!

Darth Vader: *smirking beneath mask* I know who it is.

Levi: Are we speaking of fictional characters, or someone who is as real as this weirdo of an author?

Ban: Oh, this one is real.

ALL OF YOU JUST BE QUIET AND DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK HIS NAME OR USERNAME!

Meliodas: Hey, now the readers will know that he's on Wattpad.

Yeah, well... he's not often on! So even if they tried to figure it out, they couldn't! Not unless they already knew or something. So... *sticks tongue out*

Ban: Aw, battle of the shorties. Except for one shorty— Captain Five-Foot-Two who slays Titans like a boss.

Levi: *rolls eyes*

Hanji: Wow, Levi! Two people who are two incvhes shorter than you are! *looks at me and smirks* So who is this crush?

NOT TELLING!

Ban: *scoops me up and holds me like a child would a cat— under the armpits, arms wrapped around me* Aw, c'mon. Tell her who it is.

NOT TELLING NOT TELLING NOT TELLING! Sheesh!

Ban: *shrugs* Sorry, guess you aren't gonna get it out of her.