Ban: What's so "wow"?

Palpatine actually didn't look bad when he was younger...

Darth Vader: I am officially grossed out.

Just look!

See? He's actually really handsome!

Darth Vader: I'm still weirded out.

Ban: Considering the dude is evil... yeah, it's weird.

I also love Darth Vader— he's my favorite character in all of Star Wars.

Ban: What, are you attracted to evil, or something?

I guess... and bad boys. But only when they're fictional. In real life, I like nerdy guys that are kind and sweet. I'm weird!

Ban: You can say that again.

Man... young Palpatine is—

Darth Vader: Stop!

... hot...

Darth Vader: -_-

Ban: Hey, I thought you said I was the hot one?

Yeah, and so was Anakin Skywalker, and so are many other characters! I can think several guys are hot or adorable or cute or handsome, can't I?

Ban: You—

You better not—

Ban: What? I was gonna say that you're ridiculous.

Nothing. Never mind.

Darth Vader: *raises brow at me*

What!?

Darth Vader: Nothing.

I'm hungry... I need food. Macaroni and cheese and hotdogs for me! So many calories! 😍

Darth Vader: Didn't you get three thousand last night?

Yep! And that's my goal for tonight, too. It's easy with lots of pasta. 😂

Ban: Why do you have to get a lot of calories in?

Because I have Crohn's Disease, and getting enough calories and nutrients and whatnot is hard. So I need extra!

Anyways...

Ban: Oh yeah, was there a point to this chapter?

Nope... other than the fact that young Palpatine is—

Darth Vader: NO!

Okay! Okay! Yeesh!