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Beerus: Is she always this bubbly?
Darth Vader: Not always, but most of the time, yes.
Beerus: *looks around* Is she always in the company of evil?
Darth Vader: Not always.
Beerus: But most of the time?
Darth Vader: Yes
HIYA! So, I'm introducing Beerus, here! Because I'm obsessed with him... recently finished Dragon Ball Z and have been watching Dragon Ball Super! Whis and Beerus are life! (But not as a couple, I do NOT ship them, EW!)
Beerus: Ship?
Darth Vader: It is short for relationship. People call it a "ship" when they want two certain people to be in a relationship.
Beerus: Oh, I see. *blinks and goes wide-eyed* AND PEOPLE SHIP WHIS AND I!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM??
Um, dunno... and sorry if I'm offending any readers out there! I just don't agree with homosexual shipping, plus I believe that's how Beerus would react if he was real.
Beerus: Why care what readers think?
Because I just care too much sometimes...
Darth Vader: But it makes you you, so don't change that.
Beerus: My, my, you've gone soft.
He kinda has... but I don't mind it so much! And he still does have quite the temper, so... mess with me, and you may get choked...
Beerus: Unless you're me. I can do whatever I want and get away with it because no one else can match my power.
Yeah, that's true... heh... ANYWAYS!
That's Beerus. He's from Dragon Ball Super. He's an anthropomorphic KITTY CAT! 😍😍😍😍😍
Beerus: Now I'm weirded out.
Darth Vader: You'll get used to it.
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