Darth Vader: No, trust me. She will like this.

Aragorn: She seems like the type who would enjoy something like this.

Darth Vader: See? I know what I'm doing.

Beerus: *huffs* Fine, whatever.

Vegeta: Not to disagree with a Destroyer, but the Sith Lord is right.

Beerus: All right, all right! I already said fine!

Me: Fine about what?

Vegeta: *sweatdrop* Uh, nothing! Just about— uh... Beerus' crush! *claps hand over mouth with wide eyes when he realizes what he just blurted out*

Beerus: *angry face* MY CRU—

Darth Vader: *interrupting* There is nothing shameful in having a crush, deity or not.

Beerus: *growling under breath*

Me: ...

Whis: Lord Beerus really thinks you're adorable, Lis; totally kawaii.

Beerus: *seems about ready to strangle Whis*

Me: ...

Also Me: Well... I really like Beerus, too. I mean, he's hilarious, and he's an anthropomorphic cat! I just... don't like him in that way...

Beerus: *really seems like he wants to clobber everyone*

Me: Well... carry on. *leaves*

Darth Vader: I think she may be weirded out.

Beerus: *flatly* So she can fangirl and crush over those she loves and adores, but if someone she loves and adores crushes on her, then she gets weirded out?

Darth Vader: In some cases, I suppose.

Beerus: Humans... especially females...

Vegeta: *crosses arms* You said it.

Darth Vader: Anyways, my plan?

Aragorn: I believe we are all in agreement.

Darth Vader: Good. We'll give Courage the greatest birthday any twenty year old could hope for.

Beerus: Even though we are all imaginary...

Major Monogram: NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! How many times must I tell you to NOT BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!?

Perry: *crosses arms with disapproving look*