Darth Vader: Wonder what?

Beerus: Probably something stupid.

Ban: Nah, more like crazy, I'm sure.

Crazy and stupid, actually!

Levi: That's not a surprise.

Wow, thanks... anyways!

I wonder how many times I can update this book in a day...

Beerus: *eyes widen* Are you insane!? You'd spam people like crazy! Why would you even want to do such a thing?

So I can make a new book for the New Year!

Levi: You've been wanting to write short stories involving me, haven't you?

Uuuhhhh... mayyyybe..?

Levi: Then create that book for the New Year.

I could do that... hah! What if I even published at midnight? Though I don't know if I'll make it that late... since it was about that late when I got home last night... bleh... didn't get to lie down until midnight...

Darth Vader: You poor thing. Just watch Attack On Titan: Junior High to keep you awake.

BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX EPISODES OUT OF TWELVE LEFT!

Levi: You watched six episodes in one night? Tch.

Yeah...?

Levi: That show is such a disgrace to Attack On Titan.

Well... I guess... I think it's hilarious...

Levi: Of course you would, Idiot.

Ouch.

Eren: *murmuring* You know Captain Levi...

Mister Doesn't Know How To Smile? Yeah... buuuut I still lo— I mean, like him.

Levi: *arches a brow*

*blushes* ANYWAYS!

So, there's no way I'll be able to finish this book by tomorrow. XD So on GodismyDD, I'll just make a One Shot book! Don't be surprised if it's, like, Attack On Titan... and lots of Levi...

Levi: Out of all characters, why me?

Uuuhhhh... *red faced* NO REASON! HEH...

Hanji: SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH ON SHORTY!

WHAT!? SAYS WHO???

Hanji: SAYS YOUR BLUSH!

*covers face with hands*

Levi: *blinks after eyes widen slightly; cheeks turns ever so slightly pink*

Ban: Whoa, hey, he just showed emotion.

*looks up at Levi* AH! WHO REPLACED LEVI!?

Levi: *rolls eyes after resuming emotionless expression, though an amused smile tugs at the corner of his mouth*