Darth Vader: Hot water bottles?

Yes! Because I love whoever invented them!

Beerus: Seriously?

YES! Seriously! Because they help cramping!

Beerus: Just take medicine.

Um, no! I don't wanna be dependent on meds!

Beerus: Why?

Because sometimes people who are in very bad health can't take pain meds because it can damage their organs.

Beerus: And how would you know?

BECAUSE THAT HAPPENED TO ME! I was in intense pain because I was literally starving to death, so my organs were in very bad health, so I couldn't have any pain medicine AT ALL, and the pain I had was probably many, many times worse than any period cramps I've ever had! I mean, I've been told, by a nurse, that after experiencing this, childbirth would be a breeze.

Beerus: ...

Whis: You left my lord speechless. Not many are able to guilt him into speechlessness.

Darth Vader: Now I understand why you appreciate hot water bottles so much.

Yes! I could technically take ibuprofen right now, as I'm allowed to have it every now and then since I don't take it often, but I'm trying to save it for only really bad pain. For now, I'm sticking with heat packs and hot water bottles! Who created hot water bottles, anyways?

Spencer Reid: Modern conventional hot-water bottles were patented in 1903 and are manufactured in natural rubber or PVC, to a design patented by the Croatian inventor Eduard Penkala.

Oh, cool! Well, I'm very glad that he created them!

Anyways... that was sorta random... XD

Later!

I need my own "goodbye" signature of sorts... maybe something in Elvish... YES! Maybe... or... oh!

~Live long and prosper 🖖