Percy POV

"Yes! We're here!" I screamed, running out of the RV.

"Happy much?" Annabeth said, slightly chuckling.

"Welcome to the Mystery Shack!" Said a man, coming out from inside of the shack. He wore a fez with a pacman type thing on fez, along with a cane that had an 8 ball attached to it, and a crisp, black suit.

"Um, this is the Mystery Hack, not Mystery Shack." Will said, pointing to the sign where, in fact, it did say Mystery Hack, mainly because the S was face down on the roof.

"I still need to get that repaired. We had a tiny 'inconvenient' situation here about two years ago, so we have yet to fix that." He explained.

"Stanley!" Said another guy, walking out. He wore cracked glasses, a tan trench coat, a red sweater, and black pants. He looked identical to the guy with the fez. "What's going on?"

"Ford, I'm trying to generate business here!" Said the guy in the fez.

"Oh! People!" Said trench coat guy, just noticing us. "Should I get Mable and Dipper out here, they look about their age."

"Ford, I don't know what you're seeing, but these kids are maybe 16, possibly 17 years old."

"Um, I'm 14 years old sirs." Nico said, making Leo, Frank, Jason, and I jump a little. Our girlfriends rolled their eyes.

"Idiots." Hazel said, turning her attention back to Ford and Stanley. "So, where exactly are we?"

"Gravity Falls, Oregon." Said a boy, possibly Nico's age, walk up. "I'm Dipper. Pleased to meet you."

"Dipper, don't scare them away!" Said a girl that looks like Dipper, also walking out of the shack. "I'm sorry about my twin brother. I'm Mabel."

"Nice to meet you." Nico said as Reyna got us back on topic.

"Our RV broke down as we pulled in here. Do you mind if we stay here until it gets repaired?"

"Of course not little lady." Ford said as Reyna took out a silver hunting knife and put it up to his throat.

"Call me little lady again, and I'll split your throat." She said as Juniper, Grover, Frank, Hazel, Annabeth, and I ran over, pulling the two of them apart.

"I'm sorry about Reyna. When you address her, address her as, Your Highness, because her name translates to Queen in Spanish." I explained, hoping the guys would catch on.

"For example," Leo said, smirking like a maniac. "Your Highness, may I have some water?"

"Your Highness," Frank said, bowing down to Reyna. "may I call a senate meeting?"

"Your Highness," Jason said, following Frank's example. "can I go home?"

"Your Highness," Grover said. "may I read this book?"

"Your Highness." All the guys said, bowing down to Reyna in sync. "may we eat?"

Reyna started doing rapid fire Spanish. The only word I heard was Stupido. "And this is why I'm loosing faith in all boykind."

"Ha ha Rey." Jason mused, chuckling under his breath.

"Don't call me Rey!" Reyna complained.

"Sure thing," Jason said as everyone started laughing. "Rey."

"Well," Stanley said, looking at all of us. "Welcome to Gravity Falls, where everything is North of Normal."