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Today, 02:18 P.M.

Levin:
Kuya, what the hell are you doing up there?

Levin:
Ang lakas ng kalabog.

Jass:
Sorry, I just fell from my bed.

Levin:
What are you, a child?
Why

Jass:
Remember the girl I told you
about?

Levin:
Yeah, Gwen Recamara.

Jass:
Damn, even her name sounds nice.

Levin:
Skip the lovesick fool persona and tell me

Jass:
Asshole
Well, she just made something for me.

Jass:
I'm just happy. Is this normal?
Why can't I stop smiling?

Levin:
I wouldn't know, I've never had a girlfriend.

Jass:
She's not my gf

Levin:
Okay sure
nOt Ur gF

Jass:
Maglaro ka na nga lang
Pangit kausap

Levin:
Kain ka na. Nag order ako burger and fries.
I didn't want to cook.

Jass:
Himala

Levin:
I can be a nice brother unlike some

Jass:
I am a nice brother tf
I even attended your awarding ceremony when you were in junior high
And then took you to eat your fave Chinese food in Binondo

Levin:
Alright alright

Jass:
Baba na ako
Don't eat my fries