Chapter 5:  'Accident'

The three idiots (Jimin, Hoseok and Jin) sit on Jin's couch in his office. After teasing Jungkook, the latter decided to throw them out. Snfd of course, they didn't left until Taehyung 'woke up', looking up and blinking at Jungkook with innocent eyes. Jungkook stutters as he explain the situation, Taehyung smiling softly at the sight of flustered Jungkook. Cue the three idiots to leave.

"Guess what?" Jin said, sipping his warm black coffee. The other two ook at him, eyebrows raised.

"Taegeuk said she wants Jungkook to be her 'mom'."

Hoseok choke, Jimin gasp, Jin just shrug.

"Should we help them get together again?" Hoseok said after he recover.

"Yes and I have a bulletproof plan."

"It's foolproof you idiot."

Jin rolls his eyes but lean forward and start whispering their "Bulletproof" plan.

On the other hand, Jungkook is trying his best to focus on his desk, the files are piling up and he just keeps on starung on the first file for 30 minutes.

"Jungkook?"

Jungkook flinch when he heard Taehyung's low voice behind him. He quickly turn around to come face to face with a handsome creature wearing glasses making his nose stand out, he's currently reading a file, eyebrows slighty furrowed as he press his lips together in concentration.

"Yeah?"

"It's lunch time. Eat your lunch, I'll take care of that." He said, pointing at the pile of folders in front of Jungkook. Jungkook needs to gulp because did handsome Taehyung cares for him?

"No- It's fine, I'll quickly finish them, sir. I'm sorry." Jungkook stand up and stifly walk towards the door when he heard the elder hums. He reach for the knod and stop for a second to look back at Taehyung. "I'll get our lunch now, please excuse me." Then he's gone.

Taehyung blinks repeatedly.

Our?

He shake his head, a small smile unconciously form on his lips. He sit down on the youner's chair, eyeing the eyes in front of him.

He can manage this.

Jungkook return with two lunch box on his hands. He walk in and notice his desk. The files are organized inside the folders. On his laptop, a sticky note was there. It says:

'Bring the them to Jin hyung's office then lets eat our lunch. -KTH'

He automatically look up and stare at Taehyung through his glass door. Taehyung is currently playing with his phone, earphones plugged in. He grins and pick up the note, shoving it in his pocket before placing the lunch boxes on his table. He then pick up the folders, humming as he walk towards the elevator. The elevator door opens, revealing Jimin. Jimin give him a small wave and grins as he walk past Jungkook who just shrug and walk in, pressing the button.

Jimin carefully open each Jungkook's drawer, trying not to look suspicious, and when he found the thing he's been looking for, he quickly put it inside his pocket and whisper to himself, "I'm sorry kookie, your hyungs need to do this for you."

He pulls out his phone to send a message to his friends.

TO: Jinderella and J-HorseMission Accompish. Cookie's on his way, Buttcheeks on standby

FROM: J-HorseButtcheeks? Eww. GROWS

*GROLWS

*GROWSS

*FROSS

*GROSS GDI ><

TO: Jinderella and J-HorseExtraterrestrial caught buttcheeks! Mission no. 2, starting.~

Once Jungkook reach Jin's office and ready to open the door when he overheard the two fighting.

"What if he don't agree with us?" He heard Hoseok said.

"Then we have to get him drunk."

"But Taehyung..."

When Taehyung's name was mentioned, Jungkook's ears quickly perk up. There's whispering and sounds of footsteps before Jin's voice can be heard. "Speaking of Taehyung, Taehyung said Taegeuk wants a mother. You see, since Taeyeon is pregnant, the baby will have a complete family once he or she comes out."

"And Taegeuk is jealous?"

"Not anymore. I ask Taegeuk and she said his daddy likes someone, probably secretly dating." Jungkook's breath hitches, his heart slowly breaking into pieces. Secretly dating? "And she said that person is really beautiful."

Jungkook turn the knob and walks in, interrupting Hoseok and Jin, "Excuse me but Taehyung told me to bring it here."

"S-sure, On my table please." Jin said, glancing at Hoseok with knowing smile.

"Have you heard-"

"Nope, sorry if I interrupt something." Jungkook mumbles, placing the folders on the table.

"Jungkook, you free today? Let's have some lunch!"

Jungkook stop for a moment. He already brought him and Taehyung's lunch. Taehyung might get upset if I leave him. Therefore, he can just eat lunch with his secret date. Yeah, right. Stupid Taehyung can date that person then I'll just eat with them.

Just when Jungkook's about to answer, Jimin walks in, a frown on his face.

"Yah! Jeon Jungkook! Your boyfriend won't stop whinning! That alien literally kick me out of his office! He said return quickly because he's starving to death. Oh mah gosh I'm so done with that kid disrespecting me!"

Jungkook smile apologetically at Hoseok, "I have to babysit Taehyung, sorry."

"How about tonight? You know, Namjoon said there'll be free drinks." Hoseok winks, making Jin chuckle when Jungkook blinks, looking at Jimin for help.

"You know," Jimin smirk, leaning against the doorframe, "I invited Taehyung and he said yes. Come on, it's your chance to get in his pants."

The younger's face heat up, he quickly lift his hand to cover his face while shaking his head furiously. He's having dirty thoughts about Taehyung and he blame Jimin and his hormones for that.

Hoseok laughs loudly, stomping his feet on the ground while flailing his hand. "Oh gosh Kookie, you're so cute! Come on, you can ask Tae to drive you home!"

Junkook slowly nods and lower his head, trying to hide the blush on his face. He's nervous but excited at the same time. He quickly walks out of the room and enter the elevator, fanning his face with his hands. Damn Taehyung.

Hoseok grins when Jimin said that Taehyung quickly agreed to joing the gang when Jungkook's name was mentioned and Jin was more than happy since his "Bulletproof" plan is working.

"I told you, my plan is bulletproof."

"Hyung, it's foolproof."

"Who cares, Buttcheeks. We're almost there!"

"I should bring my phone."

"Jimin, you'll definitely feel Dehahu... Dejagu? Depabo?"

"Shut up hyungs.. Just... shut up idiots."

"Hyung!" Jungkook whines as rummage through his things. His keys for his apartment are missing and the landlord went to vacation in other country for 2 weeks which only means he's homeless for 2 weeks and he don't have any spare keys.

"Maybe you just misplaced it." Taehyung reply, biting on his apple afterwards. The door slowly open, revealing Hoseok with a grin on his face, but his grin vanish when he notice Taehyung and Jungkook's position. Currently, Taehyung is sitting above Jungkook's desk while Jungkook is kneeling in front of him, looking through the drawers on his desk and since the door is located behind Jungkook, the person who'll enter the room will possibly think Jungkook is giving Taehyung a mind-blowing job. (You know what I mean.)

Taehyung grunt, Jungkook almost stapler his finger since he's panicking. He lick his lips before murmuring the words 'Slow down.' which make Hoseok's jaw drop to the floor. Jungkook then look up, whispering 'Sorry' then dipping his head down again. Taehyung takes a bite on his apple again, closing his eyes and moaning in delight. Apples are delicious.

Hoseok covers his mouth, stopping himself from screaming when Jungkook said, "This is fucking hard, hyung!"

"There!" Taehyung said... or yell. Jungkook opens the last drawer and look up at Taehyung, "Here?"

"Fuck yes! There!" Jungkook nods repeatedly and Hoseok's eyes widen. Holy cheese, Jungkook is giving Taehyung a BJ!!

Jungkook hums and quietly search for the keys, and when he failed, he looks up at Taehyung and groans. Taehyung on the other hand throw his head back, closing his eyes and exhales through his mouth. After a while, Jungkook stand up, slightly panting whilst wiping his sweats off.

"You alright, Jungkook?"

And that's Hoseok's cue to run away.

"Woah, What happen Hoseok?" Namjoon ask as he reach the parking lot. Everyone except Taehyung and Jungkook is there and Jin just finished on explaining his bulletproof plan to Namjoon and Yoongi.

"HYUNG! JIN HYUNG!" Hoseok scream, grabbing Jin's collar as if his life depends on it. He shake him while whispering Jungkook and Taehyung's name. Namjoon have to peel him away from his poor fiance. He then kneels in front of everyone and starts sobbing... without tears.

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO— I JUST- I CAN'T!"

"What do you mean?"

"I HAVE SEEN SOMETHING I CANNOT UNSEEN!"

"And that is...?" Yoongi tilt his head.

"I ACCIDENTALLY SAW JUNGKOOK-"

"Hey!"

"-GIVING TAEHYUNG A BLOWJOB!!" Hoseok scream on top of his lungs, unaware of someone's presence.

"What the fuck, JUNGK HOSEOK!?"

Author's note:

Another update later~ huehuehue so we're halfway now ;; THE MIND-BLOWING JOB THO- *CRIES HAN RIVER* And i kind of fuck up because i forgot what should i do about this chapter ;; THEN WHILE I'M TYPING, MY PHONE DIED AND I TRY TO TURN IT ON AGAIN BUT IT DIDN'T TURN ON SO I TRIED TO CHARGE IT BUT AFTER A WHILE, I TRY TO OPEN IT AGAIN AND NOTHING HAPPENS *cries* I DUN HAVE A PHONE NOW- R.I.P MY DEAREST PHONE ;;

AND I SAW TAEKOOK IN TWO OF THE TEASERS AND I WAS LIKE aekfjbaekgbaelfgaegsdgsdglsg I'M HAPPY I'M BACK BEFORE THEIR COMEBACK. < 3 

I'LL TRY TO REPLY AT YOUR COMMENTS LATER~ c: