Hi, this is Kirsty Moran.

And Aliona Moriarty.

Yeah, Aliona to. Anyway, we have a bit of a... ah, problem.

The author is on hiatus.

That's one way of putting it.

Are we going to tell them the real reason?

Yes, I'm getting to that. You have to break something like that slowly.

What she's trying to say is that Jim and Seb kidnapped the author.

They were getting dangerously close to the truth.

They will be back! Well, so long as..

So long as Seb doesn't get a little trigger-happy.

Yeah, that.

So, that's it for now.

Wait! Remember, the previous chapters were totally fictional.

Yeah, of course they were. Obviously.
*cough, lie, cough*