Becoming an ANUB!
(Pic of Ayako's new team)
Ayako's POV:
'why the hell does the Hokage need me, I didn't do anything wrong..... *gasp* he knows I died his hair pink!!!' I sigh. "How did he know it was me..." I say as I walk into the Hokage's office. I look up at him and see his now pink hair that's practically glowing in the afternoon light, and his calm look on his face a he smokes his pipe.
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(A/N: Just take a second to imagine that.)
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"PPPFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT LOOKS SO MUCH FUNNIER IN THE EVENING HAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!" I roll on the ground laughing.
The pink haired Hokage clears his throat.
"Ohiyo Old Man-sama!" I giggle.
The Hokage chuckles, "I called you here to discuss-"
"I'M SORRY FOR DYING YOUR HAIR PINK, PLEASE DON'T TAKE AWAY MY CANDY!!!!!" I fall to my knees crying.
He stares at me with a tick mark. "You were the one who dyed my hair..." he glares.
I anime cry, "Hai...."
He sighs. "I didn't call to talk to you about my hair, we will talk about that afterwards, but about promoting you to-"
"I'LL DO IT!" I slam my hands on the desk.
"You don't even-" he tries to say. "I'LL DO IT!" I yell again. "You-" he tries again.
"I'LL DO IT!" I claim. He grows fifty tick marks and roars,
"AYAKO UZUMAKI!!! SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME GOD DANMIT!!!" He fumes. I stare at him calmly, "You didn't have to yell Hokage-sama." I deadpan.
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"FUCK YOU!!!" He screams. I stare at him shocked. 'I made the Hokage cuss.... MASTERED! ANGERING THE HOKAGE!!" I grow a sparkling background with a sign filled with lights saying, 'ANGERED THE HOKAGE!' I sigh happily.
"AYAKO ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!" I snap back to the real world.
"Oh sorry I wasn't listening." I say sheepishly. I then notice two girls, both with crescent moons on their left cheeks. They stare at me, or rather my ears. I flatten then against my head and waited for her beat me for be half-demon.
"K-k-k-KAWIIII!!!" She squeals. They run up to me, squish me in a hug, and smash their cheeks against mine.
"E-eh?!"
The Hokage chuckles, "As I was trying to say, theses are you new teammates, Aoi Kato and, her younger sister, Megumi Kato. I'm promoting you to ANUB."
It takes me a second to comprehend before I start squealing and hugging the two girls.
"THANK YOU FOR NOT TAKING AWAY MY CANDY OLD MAN-SAMA!" I anime cry.
The Hokage and Aoi deadpans while Megumi anime cries along with me. We hug each other.
"We would die without candy." I fake faint. We look at each other and start giggling. "We're gonna get along just fine." We shake hands, still on the ground.
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