I have a male friend who has an obsession with going through my stuff and my phone.
The number of times I have caught him looking through stuff on my phone or going through my school bag is unreal. And the fact that when I say "Oi! What the fuck are you playing at?!" (This sounds better if you imagine a British person saying it since it's one of our many weird sayings over here hahaha) he just looks up at me and says "Going through your phone, what's it look like?" As though he has every right in the world to be doing so.

He is one of the friends I have that I punch often.

I cut him with a Fanta bottle lid before and wasn't even a little sorry.

I'm not always that vicious I promise he brings out the worst in meeee

I also have similar issues with my parents telling me to study.

I'm like "Bruh I got five A*s in GCSE with fuck all help from you butt out"

I STUDY PLENTY WITHOUT YOU TELLING ME TO

IF YOU TELL ME TO DO SOMETHING IT MAKES ME NOT WANNA DO IT

I'M A STUBBORN LITTLE SHIT

YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW YOU'VE HAD ME 18 FUCKING YEEEEAAARRRSSSSS