This one shouldn't be too hard to understand. If you are a girl, who is into anime/ gaming/ otherwise "geeky" things, you will have come across the irritating desperate males of the internet.

You will have, perhaps, thought, "hey this guy's actually really nice" or "he's fun to talk to". You might have even gone as far as to send him a couple of prettied up selfies from your good angles where the lighting hides any spots or the above angle hides your flabby arms.

Well DON'T.

DO NOT

I repeat

DO NOT do this.

He will stalk your facebook profile.

He will like every photo of you (even the embarrassing ones from your high school prom where you were two stone heavier that you never want anyone to see ever again *cough*)

And he will, eventually, tell you he likes you and ruin the whole friend thing you've got going.

And when your relationship crashes and burns into the fiery depths of the sweaty, boy-stink filled pit it came out of, he will be a dick about it. Until you end up having to block his number and tell your friends not to reply to his messages.

And the worst part is, two weeks later, he'll have given up on you and moved onto the next person that allows flattery to coaxe her into a relationship with someone she barely knows.

(This being said, not every guy is like this, it's just me being a little bitter about my last relationship. And the fact that I was singlle again for not even 2 days and I got about four other guys start hassling me on facebook. So yeah. I'm not exactly complaining about male attention, I'm just cynical when it comes to long distance relationships.)