Me: *Scratches sleepy dragon* Who is such a pretty little dragon?

Dragon : *Purrrrrrr*

MeCommonSence: *From a distant tree* You shouldent be playing with the dragon.

Me: But Hes soooo cute!

MeCommonSence: Fine if you get burned not my fault.*Tree rustles and she walks away*

Me: *Scratches dragon some more* You wont burn me, would you?

Dragon: *Purrrrr*

Me: Thats what I thou....

Dragon: *Suddenly moves and snaps Me up in his jowls* 

Dragon: Crunchy Human.

Dragon: *finishes eating Me*

Dragon: Needs BBQ sauce.