Me: *throughs person out of a tree*

Person: AHHHHHHH *goes quiet as hits ground*

Me: well here is number one: falling *cough*orgettingtossed*cough* out of a super huge tree.

ME common sense: why couldn't you of jumped? Just sayin'.

Me: *Pushes ME common sense out of tree* how was that?

ME common sense: *levitates back up* You know I'm indestructible right? I hate you.

Me: yes and the feeling is material. 

Me: so recap don't fall out of a tree.

ME common sense: *whispers* or get kidnapped by her and get tossed out of the tree.