Basics of Pinesexuality

- Pinesexuals are attracted to basically anyone no matter what their race or gender is. Though, they really like to focus on personality rather than anything else.

- Pinesexuals come from a very small gender group. They often identify as pinecones, but that in not always the case.

- Claiming your gender as a pinecone does not exactly mean you are nothing else but a pinecone. It can mean anything for the pinecone.

- Pinesexuals have a flag which I will show below.

(I know it's ugly as sin, okay? I kinda like it tho XD)

Introduction

Heyyyyyyyy! So I've joked about being a pinecone for a long time. As I've gotten older and sexuality and gender became more important to me, I looked into tons of genders.

The more I read about them the more my beliefs stop me in my tracks and tell me that I can't be that way. So, instead of being brave like many other people who struggle with the same thing but still identified as something, I created a whole new gender. My beliefs can't stop me now and I can actually be a pinecone.

This isn't really a joke, but it's not that serious either... just like my personality. XD

Anyway, if you dislike me for just making my own gender, please do not get on my case. This is my choice and the ones who hate this idea can simply not read this book.

Thank you for listening to my weird introduction, but I'm not even done yet.

Since this is a personal sexuality, I wanted to put specific things into it that corresponds to my personality.

For example:

Pinecones are quite kind until you shank all their family trees. Then, they come to murder you and your family while you sleep or eat Cheerios at midnight.

Also, since this is a book about pinesexuality, I will often talk about the gender too.

Anyway, thank you for reading! If you have any questions, just leave a comment! : 3

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