So um.  I made another book...
Just an disclaimer, there will be no ships in this book.  It will be sad,  maybe.  There shall be rude Eliza.  Gay slurs. Mentions of suicide.  Rape... No smut cause... No. This isn't just a Hamilton text book it's a story I will update on the weekend.

Here are the contact names.

Ham sandwich:  Alexander Hamilton
Cinnamon roll:   Elizabeth Schuyler
PaGgY: Margarita "Peggy" Schuyler
Boss ass bitch:  Angelica Schuyler
Rainbow man:  John Laurens
I'm gay~: Maria Lewis
Large baguette:  Laffy Taffy
H. Mull:  Herc
Macaroni hair:  Thomas Jefferson
Cough:  James Madison
I'm telling your wife:  James Reynolds
Sit down John!:  John Adams
Theo:  Theodosia
Wait!:  Aaron Burr

P. S  I'm going to make a Hamilton Text book that doesn't have a story too.  With the same Contact names.  So yeah!