
Welcome to earth maggot
(Just an FYI, the "teasers" are just partially made chapters. I'll eventually complete said chapter I'll be doing them from time to time until I can manage proper timing on my uploads.)
[3rd pov]
The furon invader had finally arrived at the planet earth, his eyes set on finding a place to establish his base of operations. As he scanned the planet he found the perfect place to set up shop. Oh the poor inhabitants of earth, will they realize what fate has befallen them?
[Y/n's pov]
Finally after hours of scanning and trying to find a proper landing zone to build a base, we found a vacant house that just so happened to be an abandoned lab of sorts. It was in desperate need of repairs, obviously, due to the weakened structure and giant hole in what appeared to be a fairly primitive astronomical observation silo. It was a decent distance from the city, which strangely enough was just named the city.
Y/n: "Alright, let's set down here."
I said before my invasion droid F.U.R.A. voiced her opinion on the matter.
F.U.R.A.: "Shouldn't we send out a repair drone or two, to repair the structural integrity? I fear if we land with it being the way it is, the entire structure might collapse in on us."
Sighing I nodded and sent a few repair drones to fix up the astronomical observation silo enough to store my saucer in. Given the amount of them I sent, it would take a little under 5 earth minutes ... or so I thought. As a somehow still operational auto turret activated and shot at least 3 of the drones.
Y/n: "WELL THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT! HOW THE FLYING FUCK DID WE MISS THAT!? Ugh I swear the atmosphere is messing with my head already. F.U.R.A. take the controls, I'm going to deal with that damn turret."
I got up and exited my saucer carrying the standard issue zap-o-matic. As my boots land on the ground, I aimed at the turret before zapping it from a distance. It exploded in a matter of seconds, such a primitive weapon. The rest of the repair drones had repaired the 3 other drones, finally after a few minutes my base was ready. F.U.R.A. landed and I entered the building.
F.U.R.A.: "Now what shall we do sir?"
Y/n: "I say you stay here and do some recon using this planet worldwide information data center, while I go explore the city."
She nods and starts to, not only start scanning through the ... what's it the humans call it? Oh right the internet, she also contacted Pox. I on the other hand, still in my disguise, left the base and headed down towards the city.
Y/n: "Hope you're ready earth, because the baddest furon has arrived~ And he's ready to probe your ass~ HEHEHE!"
[3rd pov]
As our little grey friend left his new base of operations, F.U.R.A. called Pox on an encrypted line in order to keep the irken's from intercepting it. As she waited for the big furon boss to pick up, she continued to feel ... uneasy about this whole mission the two were sent on. Why send a dangerous war hungry invader to a planet all the way out here? There were plenty of level heads in the furon race, why not send a scholar, or a pacifist of sorts. Why send her and her master to this planet?
Pox: "Yes?"
F.U.R.A.: "Oh my apologies sir, I was just deep in thought. We have arrived on the planet and established a base of operations."
Pox: "Good good now FS-11357 I want you to ..."
Pox paused for a moment only to notice someone was missing.
Pox: "Excuse me but where is FS-11357?"
F.U.R.A.: "He went for a walk"
Pox: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*bleep "take 2"*
Pox: "I suppose that is fine, so long as he doesn't draw attention to himself. Tell me, is FS-11357's holobob functioning properly?"
F.U.R.A.: "At first there was a slight glitch in its initial activation, however it eventually worked, yet ..."
Pox looked at her in curiosity, yet slight concern. As he looks at her, the female robot was looking ... nervous?
Pox: "What happened?"
F.U.R.A.: "He is still his natural height, much shorter than most male inhabitants of this planet. I fear he may be seen as a child and as such."
Pox: "Enough, I can see where your concern leads, however he is perfectly capable to handle the situation with his holobob."
F.U.R.A nods as the scene changes to strange magenta colored house in the suburbs. Inside of it we see two green skinned beings with antennas and large single colored eyes. One in a magenta outfit, the other in a dark violet colored outfit. These two were members of the irken empire, or what was left of it.
Magenta: "You want to do WHAT!?"
Dark violet: "I AM calling them."
Magenta: "You know as much as I do that you can't just call the tallest council!"
Dark violet: "Computer contact the tallest council."
The tv converts into an alien like screen as it begins contacting the tallest council. This organization was made after the demise of the irken leaders, tallest red, and tallest purple. The two irkens didn't have to wait long as the council accepted the transmission. The screen showed 5 tall irkens, each one slightly different than the other, but similar in height.
(Council member =Cm)
Cm1: "Invasion force members Tak and Zinna, you better have a good reason for contacting us."
Cm3: "Now now, we should hear them out, surely they wouldn't interrupt us without reason."
Cm4: "I second that, they're clearly in urgent need to report something."
Cm5: "..."
The irkens now known as Tak and Zinna get on one knee in respect for their superiors/ government leaders.
Tak: "Forgive me my council, but this is important."
Cm2: "Oh? Well then, the council acknowledges invader member Tak, you may speak freely."
However before she could say anything more the scene changes once more to another house in the suburbs, where two humans are seen in the living room, one with black hair, glasses, and a lab coat pacing, while the other with dark red hair is laying upside down on the couch, her skirt flipped revealing her panties, as she plays a video game.
Glasses: "I'm telling you Gaz, dad has to believe me this time! I already proved that Zinna was an alien, so he doesn't have a reason to doubt me!"
Gaz: "And I told you Diane, he won't be back for a week. Even then he's still working on that big project of his, he doesn't have time to listen to another theory of yet another alien invasion."
Diane: "But"
Gaz paused her game and got off the couch before walking over to her sister. Once close enough she removed Diane's glasses before slapping her hard.
Gaz: "Get it together! Zinna and Tak said it themselves, they can't conquer our planet even if they wanted to. They may threaten to do so, but they can't."
Gaz said as she handed Diane back her glasses.
Gaz: "Those days are over, so please just calm down already. We don't have any proof of this invasion you're talking about. Dad needs to focus on his job, and we need to focus on getting through college."
Diane: "Y-Yeah you're right, thanks for that, I needed it."
Diane says as she put on her glasses and hugged her sister. Gaz hugged back for a few minutes before separating. The two had grown more comfortable around each other after the florpus event. However they still had their moments, even slight jealousy between the siblings ... you can probably guess why.
Gaz: "No problem, now I'm going back to my game so don't bother me unless dinner is ready."
Diane: "Right well I guess I should get started on it. Oh before I forget."
Diane said as she took off her lab coat and hung it up before putting on an apron that had the formula E=mc with a square following the equation. Gaz on the other hand had gone and once again ended up in the same position she was prior.
Diane: "Our aunt is coming to visit for a while. She said her latest experiment destroyed her house, something about mixing radiation with an iguana."
Both girls had began laughing, this stuff almost always seemed to happen with their aunt. She was always try to mess with evolution, her motto was "Screw natural selection, I have science!" Yet whenever she came over all three girls would get into some sort of trouble.
Gaz: "I wouldn't mind seeing her again, we haven't seen her since before Zinna came into the picture."
Diane: "Hehehe yeah."
The scene changes once more to our favorite grey war machine invader as he walks the streets of the city gaining occasional glances from the human race. Thinking quickly he cut through an alley way to a park, it looked more like a graveyard though. He finally had a place that was barren and quiet, he had the chance to think about all he's scene thus far. That was until he bumped into a strange man in a red outfit with a helmet on his head.
???: "Oh! Sorry about that."
Y/n: "It's fine, why are you out here anyway?"
???: "I could ask you the same thing."
Y/n: "Heh you got me, I just needed a moment to think."
???: "I know the feeling. Well I better get going, Merasmus hates when I'm late for dinner."
Y/n: "No idea who you're talking about but okay, see ya."
???: "Oh and before I forget, welcome to Earth, space maggot"
Y/n looked at the man as he pulled out a rocket launcher. He got ready to pull out his weapon when the man suddenly ran and shot the ground, somehow launching himself into the sky. The man laughing all the way into the dark polluted city sky.
Y/n: "Okay the pollution has definitely gone to my head, meaning time to head back."
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A/n: (Hey there everyone, here's the full chapter! Hope you enjoyed it and all the references. Can you guess them all? If you get them correct, you can choose one character to add in here as either an enemy, ally or harem member although remember the last option has to be female.)
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