[3rd pov]

The sun rose up signaling the beginning of a new day. The humans were either up and getting ready for work, eating breakfast, and some choosing to sleep in as it was summer. Others like Gaz and Diane were getting ready to head to their college campus. Yet they weren't the only ones as Tak and Zinna were also preparing for their first day of human college.

However one person, or should I say one short alien was sleeping through his alarm. F.U.R.A. walked into his chambers and shook him awake, let's just say he wasn't happy.

Y/n: "Fucking why!? Why did you wake me up F.U.R.A.!? Give me one good reason why I shouldn't implant you into a-"

Pox: "Because you are about to miss the first day of this human educational program called cooleg."

Y/n: "The fuck is cooleg? And why should I care about attending it?"

F.U.R.A.: "It's part of the mission briefing you missed yesterday master."

Pox smirked from his floating holo-com.

Pox: "Yes, I explained it all to F.U.R.A., while you were out "exploring". I was quite surprised when she told me you weren't there. I shall assume you didn't destroy anything without my authorization?"

Y/n: "No I didn't, however this planets atmosphere caused me to have hallucinations. I think these people might destroy themselves before we get tired of this planet. Anyway mind filling me in on this master plan here Pox?"

Pox nods and explained the plan in great detail, Y/n groaned an activated his holobob. Yet before he could leave his base, F.U.R.A. gave him what humans call a rain jacket, boots and an umbrella. Just before he could ask why he would need them,it started pouring outside.

Y/n: "You have got to be joking!"

Pox: "Have a wonderful day FS-11357~ Try not to melt, I mean it."

Pox faded from the holo-com before it flew into Y/n's bag. He groaned, put on the jacket and boots before opening the umbrella. Luckily for him the college (or cooleg as Pox called it) wasn't too far from the base.

Meanwhile our humans and irkens meet up at a bus stop. Both Tak and Zinna were covered head to toe to keep them from suffering the rains burning wrath.

Diane: "So you two are still going to our school huh?"

Zinna: "Yep."

Diane: "You're not planning on creating any chaos are you?"

Zinna: "Nope, at least not yet."

While Zinna and Diane were talking, Gaz was having her own conversation with Tak.

Gaz: "Morning Tak."

Tak: "Morning Gaz."

Gaz: "This storm came out of nowhere huh?"

Tak: "As painful as it is to touch, I will admit your planet always has a strange sense of beauty~"

Gaz: "That's how our planet has always been."

Both go silent as they see the bus approaching the group. Once it came to a halt the doors opened allow the group to enter. As they sat down the doors closed and the bus began moving again, this time towards the college campus.

[Y/n pov]

Y/n: "I swear when this planet runs out of furon DNA I'm gonna nuke it, even in the driest place there's water! Note to self, modify holobob to create waterproof shield around my body."

I mumbled to myself as I reached the cooleg building. As I entered I shook off the water and went to find the head of this facility. However as I was walking I heard a very annoying human males voice.

???: "Ya lost kid? The kindergarten is ten blocks the other way!"

I heard others laugh with him, it sounded like a dying engine cell of a high class warship.

Y/n: "I actually go here."

???: "Oh do ya!? Well how's about I give ya the official welcome~"

Without getting a chance to reply he grabbed me and shoved me into a random confinement cell of sorts. It was quite cramped especially after he slammed the door in my face.

???: "WELCOME TO COLLEGE SHRIMP!"

The male then walked off laughing along side his group. I swear if I ever get permission or even the slightest chance, he is the first to taste my weapons!

[3rd pov]

As Gaz, Diane, Tak, and Zinna arrived at the college campus they instantly ran inside to avoid getting any further drenched. Zinna was fairly surprised at how nice the building looked compared to the last school she was at.

Diane: "Zinna hello? Earth to irken you in there?"

Zinna: "Oh yeah what?"

Gaz: "We agreed for you and Diane should get our schedules."

Zinna: "Oh okay so same plan as last year."

As Zinna and Diane walk off to the office, Tak and Gaz hear the sound of something or possibly someone getting shoved in a locker, hard. After looking at each other they nod and head towards the laughter. Once they arrive at the area they see no one but hear something banging against the door of an upper locker.

Tak: "You don't think?"

Gaz: "I thought we saw the last of him after he dropped out of high school. Looks like he got in."

Y/n: "If you two are done talking about your ex could you possibly help me out of this locker!?"

Gaz: "Do you know the code to open it?"

Y/n: "Um no?"

Tak: "Hang on our friends are back."

Diane walked up to Tak and Gaz before handing them their schedules. Zinna was absolutely furious over who they just ran into.

Diane: "You won't believe who is here at this school."

Gaz: "Oh I can believe it. He already claimed a victim."

Y/n: "Oh for fuck sake! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Tak: "You're in luck, you're in my locker."

Tak entered the code and opened the locker door only for Y/n to fall face first into the floor, right in the middle of the 4 girls.

Y/n: "Ugh took you long ... enough . . ."

[Y/n pov]

As I sat up I saw I was surrounded by 4 tall females. The weird thing is that one of them was obviously an irken, the green skin was a dead give away.

Glasses: "You okay?"

Y/n: "Y-Yeah I'm fine four eyes."

Curvy goth: "Wow some thank you."

Y/n: "Look I don't care, I just want to know the name of the person who's balls I'm gonna cut off and nail to a door."

Irken: "That's um ... I ... I can't take you seriously chil-"

I grabbed the irken by the front of her uniform, and pulled her down to my height.

Y/n: "Listen here and listen good! I am not a child! I'm a legal adult, GOT IT GREENY!?"

Irken: "Pffft! Hahahaha!"

She grabs me and lifts me with ease before tossing me to the tallest girl who caught me easily.

Irken: "You think I'm scared of some pathetic short tempered dwarf!? I AM ZINNA! THE GREATEST IRK-"

Glasses: "Zinna can I talk to you for a sec?"

Glasses and the irken now revealed to be named Zinna walked off or should I say glasses dragged Zinna off. Leaving me in the position between, as humans call them, two goth girls who had truly magnificent bodies. Well to a human they would be magnificent. To me, their just fat, like a plump grell for a holiday feast.

Curvy goth: "I'm gonna put my stuff in my locker"

Purple goth: "Okay I still don't get why they gave you a bottom locker."

The two goths spoke as the curvy one bent down to input her "locker" combination. As she did so, her skirt flipped up revealing her ass towards us. Yet the purple goth just simply held me close like I was a carnival prize. Her breasts surrounding my head as my legs dangled just above the ground.

Purple goth: "That's quite the risqué pair you're wearing today~"

Curvy goth: "Says the one who doesn't wear panties~"

Both girls looked at each other with a smirk on their lips as the curvy goth stood up straight and closed her locker. Finally they decided to address my existence.

Curvy goth: "So what are we going to do with him?"

Y/n: "How about you put me down as a start then introduce yourselves, and finally PISS OFF!"

They looked at each other, smirked and before I knew it I was tied up and stuck in a bag, only my head sticking out of it. If this was a capture method of this species, I think I overestimated my abilities. ESPECIALLY SINCE MOST OF MY POWER IS LOCKED WHEN IM USING MY HOLOBOB!

It wasn't until they met up with Glasses and Zinna that I found out the school was letting new students explore and get their schedules today. The actual first day wasn't for 3 days!

Y/n: "Some heroes you girls are, tying up an innocent person who's smaller than you and shoving him in an over grown backpack. Oh let me guess, you girls are trying to gain the attention of that jack ass who shoved me in that locker."

Glasses: "What!? No oh god no!"

Purple goth: "I'd rather make out with a warhead."

Curvy goth: "No, we did this so you wouldn't get lost."

Y/n: "I'm very capable to maneuver around on my own yo-"

???: "Well well well~!"

Zinna: "Twice in one day!? Seriously!?"

Y/n: "I know the feeling."

???: "Well if it isn't the sexy duo and their washboards~ Oh and you brought me a present all wrapped up~!"

Zinna and glasses growled at the complete ass of a male. I on the other hand was reading their thoughts and I'll say this, each of the girls was thinking something that would end up with this guy on his back. As for him, he saw them as trophies, ... okay I may be a psychotic alien with a trigger finger and a degree in engineering, but that's just messed up!

???: "Come on Tak, Gaz, join me~ Be my girls, ditch the washboards ditch the shrimp and rule with me~ We could be unsto-"

He was suddenly shut up as a shovel hit him in the face hard, removing a tooth and chipped two more, fractured his nose and cut the edge of his left eyebrow. I had just slipped out of my disguise for a sec to do this. Luckily no one noticed because before they looked at where I was, I was already in my disguise again.

Glasses: "You all saw that too right?"

Y/n: "Nope, I've been stuck facing a wall for the past few minutes."

Despite what I said the girls nodded and glasses got a strange look in her eyes. Curvy goth noticed and spoke up.

Curvy goth: "Diane, no."

Diane: "Diane, yes!"

Curvy goth: "No!"

Diane: "But Gaz! This is a chance to prove ghosts exist! Tak you believe me right!?"

Both goth girls now known as Gaz and Tak shake their head and mumbled

Tak and Gaz: "Here we go again."