
Meeting with the 4 goddesses ... and Spork
[Tak pov]
Tallest Medea had given me permission to speak, I wasn't exactly expecting to get permission so fast. Thank you, Tallest Spork, what you lack in a backbone you make up in intelligence.
Tak: "Thank you my council, I have reason to believe someone is attempting to invade, and possibly conquer the very planet Zinna and I are on."
Tallest Shade: "This concerns the council how exactly? Has your basic combat protocols failed since the days of training?"
I saw her pull out a hand grip of what I remembered as her plasma whip. Both Zinna and I shuddered at the memories of the poor irkens who failed training. It was usually lashings in front of all the irkens who passed. Not many survived, those who did went on to push so hard they became elites.
Tallest Whisp: "Could you please calm yourself Shade? These two suffered enough from Red and Purple."
Tallest Spork: "Y-Yeah th-there's no need to get violent, b-besides they're f-far from us."
Tallest Miyuki: "SILENCE!"
Everyone went silent as Tallest Miyuki had spoke up for the first time in a while. She looked back at me and spoke up again.
Tallest Miyuki: "What proof do you have of this ... theoretical invasion?"
Tak: "I picked up something entering earths atmosphere, earlier this morning. The ship was something out of human conspiracies. My S.I.R. unit also caught radio chatter between someone called Fura, and her master."
Tallest Medea and Shade instantly went wide eyed at this, while Medea looked ... happy? Shade looked absolutely furious.
Tallest Shade: "Did you say FURA!?"
Tallest Medea: "Oh my to think they would send HIM to that back water planet~"
Zinna: "My council if I may, who are you referring to?"
Tallest Spork: "A furon"
G.I.R.: "I LOVE FUTONS!"
The council, Zinna, and I all looked at the little dumpster droid Zinna was assigned back when Red and Purple were in charge. It stood there with its tongue sticking out before smacking its head over and over again.
G.I.R.: "WEEEEEEOH! WEHEHEHO!"
Tallest Miyuki: "Spork send your project to Zinna, I think it's time she received it."
Tallest Spork: "O-Oh r-right! I'll send it r-right away!"
Tallest Spork ran off to his lab, leaving the 4 female council members alone with the 2 female irken invaders.
Zinna: "Y-You're actually sending me something!? M-My council I'm honored!"
Tak: "Congratulations Zinna."
As much as I hate to admit it, since the whole florpus event Zinna pulled, I began to grow attached to her. Not so much of a relationship type way, but as a sister. She got smarter and more competent. I spoke with Tallest Miyuki and Spork about possibly getting Zinna a proper S.I.R. unit. I'm proud of her, finally she can be a true invader!
[Spork pov]
It was a few years to make it this particular unit, I think the young invader will enjoy having this one around. There was only one slight problem. I wasn't exactly finished with it.
Tallest Spork: "Okay let's see, synthetic cybernetic organs check. Chassis durability check."
I finalize the rest of the checklist before deciding to send it. Maybe I'll send the prototype as well, just to give both of the young invaders a helping hand. Nodding I send both capsules through the mater transporter. Smiling I walk back to the rest of the council.
[3rd pov]
After the capsules left Spork's lab they traveled at light speed to reach the house of Zinna and Tak's transmission. Luckily they arrived without a problem. Unfortunately, Zinna hadn't fixed the device designed to slow the capsules down. So in turn the capsules slammed down through the roof before stopping in the sofa.
Tallest Miyuki: "Invader Zinna meet your new invasion droid, S.A.I.N.T."
Tallest Spork: "And H.A.Y.D.E.E"
Tallest Shade: "You sent both!?"
Tallest Spork: "I-I th-thought they c-could use both."
As the two tallest were arguing, Zinna was glaring at the two droids, mainly at their body proportions. Tak noticed and started to snicker.
Tak: "You wouldn't be so jealous if you would take off the wrapping aroun-"
Zinna: "Shut up."
Down in the lab, G.I.R. was designing a new body, one that might be able to assist its mistress a little better. This body looked almost exactly like its current one, but a little taller and with more sturdy limbs. The chassis was completed now all that was missing was an energy source, and well what made G.I.R. ... G.I.R.
G.I.R.: "Doom dodoom doomy doomy doom~!"
The little robot sang as it grabbed a few parts it ... "borrowed" from Diane Membrane. The first was a fuel source which was a miniature reactor core, the professor was planning to put in his car to remove the need to use fossil fuels. G.I.R. put the coot in the body and closed the chest area up.
The next items were a rubber duck, a bottle cap, some lint, a screw and a more advanced motherboard. G.I.R. shoved them in the cranial casing that made up the bodies head. The body was complete, all that needed to be do-
Zinna: "G.I.R.!"
G.I.R.: "Coooommmming~!"
The little robot dropped the remote to activate the new body as it ran towards the elevator screaming like a lunatic ... or a child on a sugar rush. The remote landed hard on the ground breaking it and simultaneously transferred a chunk of G.I.R.'s personality into the new body. However the motherboard had its own A.I.
???: "Ugh like where am I?"
The robot gets up and looks in the mirror that was conveniently placed there near it. To its surprise it fell on its butt. It groped the soft squishy parts of its metallic frame letting out a slight digital moan.
???: "Wow I'm like really sensitive today. Did my boobs get bigger? Oh well~ The bigger the chest the better you look~"
The robot giggled making her breasts bounce as she stood up. She smiled as she saw G.I.R.'s dog costume, grabbing it she attempted to put it on only for it to tear.
???: "Darn, it looked so cute too. Hmmmm oh I know!"
The robot sewed it back up before making one for herself. Although ... well, as she was working on her costume, her breasts did in fact grow. Self modified to fit where this robot thought her chest was at. Soon as she finished she put it on and squeaked in delight.
???: "Hehehe~ I look so cute~"
The robot then took her leave from the lab, crushing the remains of the remote that gave her life. She snuck out back as the irkens were still conversing with the tallest council.
[Tak pov]
Tak: "We understand, if we encounter this furon we shall contact you immediately."
Tallest Whisp: "Thats all we could ask of you."
Tallest Shade: "That or to blow his head off!"
Tallest Medea: "Oh come now, you know as much as I do tha-"
Tallest Shade ends the communication, yet was blushing before the screen went dark. I wonder, did she and this furon meet once before? As for Tallest Medea she seemed ... in her own head about this furon. I'm not sure why but I'm sure I'll find out eventually.
Zinna: "G.I.R.!"
G.I.R.: "YES MA'AM!"
G.I.R. stood at attention before it's mistress before noticing the two others in the room. It instantly went on the defensive activating all kinds of weapons ... only for me to force them back in and sit on the flat top of G.I.R.'s head, as if the little robot was a chair. The robot didn't seem to mind as much since it often offered to be my seat. It had been acting like this since I started living here with it and Zinna. However I think all this human food has made me a slight bit heavier as I could tell this robot had dents from its cranial structure struggling to hold my weight.
Zinna: "G.I.R. I would like you to meet my new invasion droids!"
G.I.R.: "Th- pt- I- ke- e-!"
Zinna: "Ugh Tak! Your legs are keeping G.I.R. from talking!"
Tak: "Not my fault all we have to eat is this fatty human food. Although you can't complain with the results~ Plus your robot is the one who wants to be a chair."
Zinna: "W-Well ... while that is true, we both know G.I.R.'s weird because of Red and Purple!"
Tak: "Well now you have, not just one, but two competent robots with advanced A.I. plus weapons and armor~ I think that's a fair enough trade~"
Zinna blushed and sighed before turning to S.A.I.N.T. and H.A.Y.D.E.E.
Zinna: "Fine but don't break him! I still have use for G.I.R., even if he was literally made from a trash can!"
Tak: "I know the feeling, your first bot is the one you treasure the most."
G.I.R.: "I- v- cr- lems!"
Tak: "Although seriously does this thing have a mute button?"
Both irkens share a laugh as the camera zooms out and into the stars until we arrive at a target range with a furon shaped head pinned to it.
Tallest Shade: "When I find you, I swear you will regret EVERYTHING!"
The target gets blasted with 4 lasers, obliterating it as the camera turns back to Tallest Shade holding 4 laser blasters, one for each of her hands. She then looks at the camera and blasts it as she laughs like a mad woman, before everything fades to black.
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