A stage is shown, in complete darkness. Then, a spotlight lights up a person sitting in a chair, with blue hair, sweatshirt and jeans. "Good morning, afternoon, or evening folks, my name is Riptide, welcome to The Great Punoff! I'll be explaining the rules here today. As you can see, this isn't a normal Punoff, as it is organized in a way there is a winner. I will need 32 people for this, so if you can tag for friends, that would be great. The 32 contestants will be arranged into one V one matches, until we have a winner! The matches consist of a comment chain, with a one hundred comment limit, the two chosen people will go head to head trying to outpun each other. Once the limit is reached, I will judge by best pun, worst pun, and most creative pun. The person with the most points win! They will have a theme with they have to limit themselves too, today's contestants will be.... vic-noe and tikkiempress ! The theme... LEGENDS OF OLD! So let's get started!

The puns will begin on this line once both people comment here once.