Credit to WiseGurl24 for the idea.

Aight so here are our contestants:

Let's get started, shall we?

Bet Boris didn't see that one coming lmao-

Not gonna lie, I'm kinda rooting for Petya.

Also I like to believe that that's actually what Bolkonsky did to Anatole in 'The Private and Intimate Life of the House'.

Already, my favourite character is dead and I'm sad.

"Mary and Balaga huddle for warmth"

Well there's a sentence I never thought I'd hear-

Y'ALL DID ANDREI AND NIKOLAI REALLY JUST TEAM UP WITH NAPOLEON TO STRAIGHT UP MURDER ALEXANDER THE 1ST I-

Au revior, Kuragin, you will not be missed.

Did-

Did Old Prince Bolkonsky just murder Napoleon-

Why do I have a terrible feeling that Balaga's bouta win this.

I'm calling it, y'all, a Balaga vs Petya showdown.

See ya, Bolkonsky.

"Countess Natalya convinces Marya to snuggle with her"

I can't be the only one who finds that statement strangely uncomfortable to read-

PETYA NOOOOO

And if you look over to your left, you can see a wild Balaga swinging high above the trees.

R.I.P. bb x

I swear, if I've jinxed Balaga winning this-

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT-

That was such an awful decision, it's like choosing whether to eat a Sunday dinner or literal horse faeces, wHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE HORSE FAECES-

Oh dear God, here we go, folks.

YEEEEEEEEEEEES

I never thought that I would be happen over her winning but at least it wasn't Balaga.

Since I've apparently uploaded too many images according to Wattpad, here's the statistics board:

Placements

1. Countess Natalya
2. Balaga
3. Marya
4. Andrei
5. Lisa
6. Denisov
7. Petya
8. Count Vasili
9. Anna Pavlovna
10. Old Prince Bolkonsky
11. Napoleon
12. Mary
13. Nikolai
14. Alexander I
15. Anatole
16. Platon
17. Helene
18. Pierre
19. Count Ilya
20. Anna Mikhailovna
21. Sonya
22. Mademoiselle Bourienne
23. Natasha
24. Boris

Kills

6: Balaga
5: Countess Natalya
4: Anna Pavlovna
4: Old Prince Bolkonsky
4: Lisa
4: Andrei
3: Marya
1: Helene
1: Napoleon
1: Nikolai
1: Petya