Hi. Sup. Hola.
How's life.
Great?
Fantastic.
Because that great is about to end.
Because I'm the most annoying person in the world and you will suffer from my annoyingness.
I don't even know if that's a word.
DUMB MOMENT.

Anyways.
Hi.
I am.
The Dino Lorf.
My friends made that up.
Autocorrect didn't fix it so now I'm the Dino Lorf.
And a VPQ.
VPQ means Vampire Poptart Queen.
Yeah.
I'm a Vampire Poptart Queen.
Fantasticnism.
Okay.
That's all.
Bye now.