The great Trojan war
Today I'm going to rant about the great Trojan war that takes place every month in a girls vagina.
Aka shark week.
Aka Bloody Mary.
Aka the Red Sea.
Aka aunt flow.
Aka THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER
aka your period.
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EVERY FUCKING MONTH THERES A BLOODY WAR (LITERALLY) IN MY FOOKING VAGINA AND IM SICK OF IT
I. FUCKING. HATE. PERIODS.
bitch
Bite bitchbitch bicth hitch
IM IN SERIOUS PAIN RN SOMEONE SEND HELP
how come only girls get periods? And yeah I know the actual scientific reason but whyyyyy. Why do we have to suffer? Girls have it worse on EVERYTHING. we have to go through long painful labors, we have to bleed through our vaginas, we have to breastfeed and all that shit? And what do males get?
FUCKING NOTHING
GEIEBALIDBDBE AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I just ate some chocolate, hot fries, and gummy bears all in one sitting. Fucking cravings man. My stomach is cramping up soooo badddd rn I wanna cry 😭😭
I have not taken any medication Yet due to the fact I'm tryna save that shit so I can get through school. Otherwise I will rip someone's head off 🙂
BITCHES BETTER NOT START SHIT W ME
anywaaaay yeah this is just me ranting because I hate my period. I was talking to my mom and she said she never got cramps or anything on her period and I'm like YOU FUCKIG LUCKY ASS BITCH
A list of things I have tried to help with my cramps:
-period yoga
-medication
-eating bananas
-rubbing Vic's on my stomach
-sleeping
-killing myself
(Jk on the last one)
I'm just gonna be open here. Does anyone else go to the bathroom A LOT on your period? Like A LOT? Idk maybe it's just me but I constantly find myself on the damn toilet.
ayyy sitting on a toilet. Sitting on a toilet. Sitting on a toilet. And flussssssssh
Hehehehehhehe
Okay bye now cause I'm bein weird. I'm gonna go curl up in a corner and die from cramps
✌🏾
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