1-The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

2-  If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

3-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4-A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

5-If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

6- If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

7-Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

8- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

9- I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

10-(My personal favourite) Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution.