By the gods, I have not answered an ask or fulfilled a request in eons! What do you have for me today, Mortal Author?

Well, I have 3 things. 1 ask that ties into 2 dares.

Give them to me! I am ready to accept these challenges!

Okay! First up, we have Treble101. They ask "What would you do if someone stole the following from you: Your Dark Devas of Destruction, your Hell Hound Earring, and your scarf?" Before you answer, this person has been leaving a lot of very nice comments and polite remarks towards both you and me, and I guess also the book in general. I'd like to thank this person very much for all the support!

Yes, I also thank this mortal reader for their kind words.

Anyway, onto the question. What would you do if your stuff was stolen?

Well, I'd clearly destroy whoever stole my holy items or Dark Devas. These things belong to me and no mere mortal is allowed to take them!

Well, guess what, Gundam! You are going to lose all those things for an entire day!

What!?

MarissaMelody dared you to "lose the scarf for one day" and KittyFox_Alphys dares you to "let Mikan take care of your Dark Devas for a day". I decided throw in the earring as a bonus.

These infernal dares! Curses! Well, what will happen to my belongings?

I'll keep watch over your Hell Hound Earring to keep it safe. Mikan will watch over the Devas, obviously, and your scarf-

I'll be wearing that.

Lady Sonia!?

Now give me your earring!

Argh! My Hell Hound Earring! My power!

Now your scarf!

Ah, I think this fits me rather well.

Credit to ibookimioda on tumblr for this specific sprite edit. There are a few different ones by different people.

And your Devas!

There we go! Now I truly am "The Dark Queen"!

Credit to shslsecretsanta on tumblr.

And Gundam fainted.

Oh dear! It's all my fault! I should never have agreed to this!

Credit to mayushige on tumblr for this one.

Actually, Sonia, Gundam should be fine. I'll be watching over the Dark Devas with you, so Gundam will just have to rest alone in the hospital for a while.

Yes, since the Dark Devas won't leave the scarf, Mikan will be sticking right by Sonia's side to take care of them.

Also, we have a special announcement for today!

Since the asks require Gundam to be out of action for a day, Mikan and I will be taking your asks and dares! Tomorrow, we'll answer all of your questions and do all of your dares!

I'm really sorry if I disappoint all of you... I'm not that good at taking asks or dares...

Don't worry, you'll be fine, Mikan!

Credit to ibookimioda again for the last sprite.

Okay... I-I guess I'll give it a shot.

He he... 'Shots'... I made a nurse pun on accident...

Anyway, that is all for today, righteous readers! Do not forget to ask or dare us! This is Sonia Nevermind and Mikan Tsumiki, signing out! Peace, bitches!