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Seven Questions

Hello again, mortal and immortal viewers! It is I, Gundam Tanaka! And the mortal author has prepared a special arrangement for this part.

Yes I have! Well, let me explain. First of all, you should notice that there are now sprites of Gundam. Well, I figured this book is all about short and sweet chapters, so why not spice it up a little bit with being able to see the characters! I think this is more fun that the text message format. What do you guys think?

And also, I've got this recording booth setup for recording Gundam's asks. He's in the booth and I'm out here to send him signals and messages as well as read him the asks! Isn't this fun!?

Yes, yes. Very fun. Now get on with this mortal folly!

Alright! We have seven questions from Sting-and-Rogue!

What! A single mortal has seven questions!?

Yes! I asked for happy asks, and we got some! Let's start. Okay, number one is "What's your opinion on Sonia?"

Ah, Lady Sonia. One of my closest friends on this island full of mortals. Her dark power is incredible and quite fascinating as well. My opinion of her would be she is headstrong, powerful, quite amazing, and overall a truly unique person.

You love her don't you?

I have no idea what you mean... Continue the questions, mortal.

Suuuuuure. Anyway, second question is "What's your opinion on Donald Trump?"

...

May I skip this one? I don't wish to talk about that... man...

Understandable. Very much so. Moving on! Third one is "What's your favorite pickup line?"

Ah, the mortal art of using verbal enchantments to seduce each other. Are they asking which line I prefer to use on another or which line I like used on me?

It's not specified. Just say both.

Very well. I quite like using the line "Did you know that a rabbit's mating season is all year long? Would you care to join me in following their schedule?"

Though, the one that really gets me when performed on me is "I'd love to wrap myself up in your scarf with you!"

Who said that to you?

...Nobody....

It's totally Sonia. Anyway, halfway done! Number four is "Can I have your scarf?"

No.

That's it?

Do you think that a mere mortal can handle the power of this holy relic!? Simply touching a thing with this much power infused in it would tear a mortal in two within mere seconds!

...Okay. Let's keep going. Next question is "What's your favorite animal?"

I believe that should be fairly obvious. The species known to you mortals as 'hamsters', which are what my Four Dark Devas are.

Simple, but effective. Okay, second to last one. "Who do you hate the most in Danganronpa?"

Ah. The mortal author explained that this 'Danganronpa' thins is the universe in which I coexist along with the mortals on this island and those other beings in that academy and such. Well, my least favorite among them should be very clear. Though Hiyoko is annoying and rude, she is too small to be a bother to me. The hopeful one is actually very calm as long as you don't press his buttons, and even the perverted chef is tolerable, as long as he isn't acting perverted.

Yes, my least favorite is indeed that terrible Monokuma! I am imprisoned here with that bear until all of our bodies are cleansed of despair and sins! I could tolerate being here with that Shark Mechanic, as even he and I see eye to eye on some situations, albeit rarely, and that rabbit is also very kind, but that monochrome bear is the one blight on this very island! Even his master, the despairing one, is more tolerable, as she is less obnoxious. Though, her different personalities do get on my nerves.

Okay, we're reaching the image limit, so let's speed this up. LAst one! "Who do you like the most in Danganronpa?"

To be honest, my Four Dark Devas are the most important beings in my life, but there is another who is able to tie with them as my most favorable being. That would be Lady Sonia. Out of everyone on the island, she understands me the most, and I am very grateful that I got to know her.

Well, it appears the author is now screaming about something called "Sondam" outside the booth while throwing papers everywhere, so I take this as my time to leave.

Don't forget to ask or dare! This is Gundam Tanaka, signing out. Peace!

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