Gundam! I finally found an ask for you! PokemonRio asks "What's your ideal child like, and who do you want to raise it with?"

Hmm... Well, my ideal offspring would have to be a kind eyed person. Someone who would care about others and appreciate life as I do. Gender does not matter, so a prince or princess of darkness to be the heir to my throne after I rule over this world would do just fine. But, they'd definitely need a holy relic such as my scarf or Hell Hound Earring. And of course, they'd get at least one Dark Deva of Destruction of their own. As for who to raise it with... I haven't given it that much thought...

Suuuuuuuure you haven't. Just to make you admit it, I gathered the SDR2 girls so you can individually go through them and say who you prefer. In alphabetical order. So... let's begin!

Raise a child with Gundam? I dunno. Doesn't seem to interesting. Is there food involved? I heard that moms can make free milk after having a child. Can I drink any of that?

Umm... Well, I know how babies are made, but I don't think I want Gundam to be who does it to me. I'd like someone more calm. Like Hajime or Nagito. More so Hajime, because based on my calculations, our combined stats have a good chance of creating a prodigy child.

Hmph! Why would I even want to raise a child this early! If I had my growth spurt body, MAYBE, but right now I'm not interested. Especially not with that weird hamster freak!

God, this is your first appearance in this book. Try to be nicer.

Raise a child with Gundam, huh? Well, Ibuki is always up for a challenge, but Ibuki isn't all that into Gundam. Sure he's cool and all, but not as cool as Bya- Ibuki means, Twogami-chan!

Yeah, no. Sorry, Gundam. Sure, you actually act pretty manly, and I'm happy about that, but I have my eye on someone else, so I have to reject you. Sorry.

W-What!? R-Raise a child!? W-With Gundam!? B-But... But nobody would want me to raise their child! I'd be so clumsy and always drop the baby or break the bottle or-

Waah! I'm a terrible mother! I'm a terrible wife!

I would rather not to raise a child with Gundam. Unless Young Master commanded me to.

So, Gundam, any comments so far?

Yes. You made me realize that a lot of my comrades are rather eccentric. A waste of time. None of these are all that promising to raise the future heir of darkness!

Wait! We still got one more!

Oh sorry, am I late? My hair was a little bit messy after I went to the beach, and I wanted to look my best for this.

Lady Sonia!

Hello Gundam! To answer the question, I would LOVE to raise a child with you! I think you would make a wonderful father, and we would be very happy together! Of course, if you marry a princess, you become a king! We would be the king and queen of Novoselic and rule a friendly and peaceful rule with your dark powers!

L-Lady Sonia...

I'll take THAT as a "I'd raise a child with Sonia."

Excuse me, why was I not invited to this? I would VERY much like to raise a child with my precious Gundam.

Oh Celeste! Nice to see you again! I didn't know you met Gundam.

Okay, time to bail! Gundam, end the chapter before things get ugly!

Don't forget to ask or dare! This is Gundam Tanaka, signing out! Peace!