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Despair Waffle

I have received more questions already?

Yes Gundam! You're very popular!

Alright, alright, just give to me the questions.

Well, we have two asks and a dare, all from MarissaMelody, but we'll save the dare for last. First she asks "Which one of the Four Dark Devas of Destruction is your favorite?" And you have to choose!

Oh, how I love my Four Dark Devas. You see, I can almost not pick a favorite, but as I am forced to pick, I shall select Cham-P as the sole favorite. Golden hamsters are the largest breed of hamsters, and Cham-P is the great warrior of all!

I kinda figured. Next is "Who has the best ahoge? Hajime, Makoto, or Komaru?"

Who is this 'Komaru'?

Oh, I forgot to show you the Ultra Despair Girls characters. She's Makoto's little sister. Here's a picture.

Ah, I see. Well, there is a very obvious answer. Hajime clearly has the best ahoge, as his can change forms, and it is the largest. Makoto's is not as big as his little sister's is nowhere near it's size.

Logical. Now, onto the dare! She dares you to "Shove a despair waffle into Nagito's mouth!"

What!? I must force the hopeful one to experience something he hates! Well, I'll not back down from this! Where is he!?

He's over at the third island somewhere. There's a despair waffle right outside the booth, so you can pick it up on your way out.

Then, I shall go!

-10 Minutes Later-

Hopeful one!

Oh, hello Gundam. What do you need? I was just-

HYAAAAARGH!!!! *shoves the waffle in Nagito's mouth*

*mouth full of despair waffle* W-Whaf!!! *spits the waffle out* Ah! I can still taste it! No... No!!!!

Ah ha ha! The dark deed is done! How does it feel to suffer the wrath of Gundam Tanaka!?

Ugh... Agh... I can taste... despair.... *passes out*

Hmm, it appears that he's now unconscious. Oh well, I should summon that clumsy nurse to pick him up. Mikan!

W-What is it, Gund- Agh! Nagito! W-We need to get you to the h-hospital! You're v-very lucky you were on the th-third island! We need to go n-now!

Well, I suppose this is the end of this little charade for today. Don't forget to ask or dare or wish the hopeful one well in the hospital. This is Gundam Tanaka, signing out. Peace!

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