"Thanks for the help, mom."

"You're welcome, sweetie." Fiona kisses the top of Cordelia's head and rubs her back.

"You know you're a witch and can just cheat though, right?  I don't mind.  That's how I knew all the answers." She smiles.

"Mom, I don't want to do that.  I want to learn and not rely on my powers."

"Alright." Fiona shrugs. "More power to you then." She laughs.

"Now get to bed, pretty girl."

"Okay.  Are you feeling better?"

"A little bit.  I think kicking Joseph's ass will make me feel a lot better." Fiona smiles.

"Why are you gonna do that?" Cordelia laughs.

"I asked him if he thought I was fat and he said of course."

"He did?" Cordelia was surprised.

"Yeah but he said he wasn't listening to me."

"Oh!  That's not good either!" She laughs.

"No it is NOT!  So I'm gonna go finish kicking his ass.. I've already broke his phone!"

"Aw Mom, Joe loves his new phone!"

"He needs to pay attention to ME!"

"Poor Joe.."

"Oh wow!"

"What?" Cordelia laughs.

"What about poor mommy?"

"You broke his phone!"

"He's Mean!"

"Okay, okay!  I need to get ready for bed."

Fiona smiles and kisses her forehead.
"Goodnight." She then pulls away and gasps.

"What?!"

"That asshole forgot my pie!"

"Oh gosh!" Cordelia rolls her eyes.
"Goodnight, Mom!"

Fiona left her daughter's room and ran to Joe.

"I got it to turn on, but the picture is all funky colors."

"ASS!" Fiona shouts, slamming the door shut.

"Oh God, what now?"

"You forgot my pie!"

"I'm sorry, I'll go tomorrow." Joe says still messing with his phone.

"No I wanted it tonight!" Fiona whines and cries her eyes out.

"Oh my gosh, again?  GOD I FUCKING HATE PERIODS!" Joe shouts, kicking his legs on the bed.