Zeus- "People say I'm the best boss."

Apollo- "I am Beyonce. Always."

Artemis- "Am I an early bird or a night owl? Easy. Both, because I'm wise and I have worms."

Athena- "I knew exactly what to do. But in a much real sense, I had no idea what to do."

Dionysus- "Any man who says he totally understands women is lying, because women are un-understandable."

Poseidon- "My mind is going a mile an hour."

Hermes- "What do you think of role play?"

Ares- "The worst thing about prison was the dementors."

Aphrodite- "Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go."

Hades- "You all took a life here today. The life of the party."

Demeter- *throwing slices of bread to attract birds*

Hephaestus- "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."