Dear James,
I feel accomplished. I told Grace all about you're failed romantic encounters. So don't say I never did anything nice for you, and don't worry I didn't tell why you really dating Emily. You're an idiot Grace actually liked you and she had broken up with Max, but no you were all upset and just had to go running to Emily.  I told Grace to fix this but you messed it up just as much she did. You don't know how many times I just wanted to smash you're faces together just to get it over with. Though that would be kind of disturbing. Anyways just tell her how you feel already.

                                         Love,
                                                  Madeleine