Dear Grace,
I hope everything is going well with the plan. So before I go I want to make sure that Grames is well on its way to sailing the ocean blue. Therefore I'm going to tell you all about James' fails at romantic gestures. Last year when he asked you to dinner as 'just friends', well he was hoping that by the end of it you guys wouldn't be 'just friends'. That plan failed when you made an entire speech about how happy you were that you James were such good friends. Seriously Grace, seriously? After that James was so down that the very fact that other people lived in the same building as him was annoying. Then after that when he took you to the zoo, without me (yeah I'm still mad about that), and was about to ask you to go out on an actual date with him you decided to get stung by a bee. I can't believe you. Grace he has liked you for a very long time and has tried to go out with you, but you keep messing it up with speeches and bees. Fix it so the ship can sail.

Love,
Madeleine