I accidentally deleted the final Valentine's chapter, and I can't even be bothered to rewrite it.

So I'm gonna let these guys summarise it for you. Welcome to LollipopGalaxy's Missing Chapter Talk Show!

Cupid:
I can't believe Maddie beat you in a Rap battle. You didn't even try Alex!

Bieber Alex:
It's not my fault...I was blinded by beauty. (Stares in awe at Maddie)

Maddie:
Urghhhh, I thought beating you in a Rap battle would give you the strongest hint. I ain't InTeReSted.

Cupid:
My favourite part of tonight was pushing Poseidon into the ocean. It felt like that moment in the Avengers Assemble Movie. You know the part where Hulk throws Loki's body on the ground a few times then walks away and growls "Puny God"

Bieber Alex:
What does puny mean?

Maddie:
Ummm? I'm not really sure...But have you seen this hilarious evil Patrick meme about Thanos in the upcoming Avengers Infinity War movie.

Cupid and Alex turn to Maddie with the confused faces.

Maddie:
I mean looooook! (She holds her pink/purple iPhone, presenting the meme of 2018)

LollipopGalaxy:
Um, can we focus on the chapter summary?

Maddie:
Excuse me, LollipopGalaxy? Remind me who accidentally deleted the last chapter?

LollipopGalaxy:
It was an aCciDeNt. I'm sorry for being a bit clumsy sometimes. Anyway why don't you perform the Rap battle with Alex, so everyone can still have a taste of the "Missing Chapter/ Accidentally Deleted chapter".

Bieber Alex:
Yay! A second chance to win her heart. Wait...where's the DJ.

Maddie:
I'm sorry, but HOW DO YOU LOSE A HUMAN BEING?!

Cupid:
It's okay, we're saved. I found a replacement who happens to be awesome and non human.

Maddie:
OMD! Is that a dinosaur?! Can I pet it?!

LollipopGalaxy:
Do they like jellybeans?! I'm going to try to feed it!

Bieber Alex:
Oh yes, go try to pet and feed the thing that can literally digest you WHOLE!

LollipopGalaxy:
Alex! Stop being a Joy kill! Dinosaurs are our friends.

Maddie:
Don't discriminate against dinosaurs! Or anyone for that matter!

Cupid:
DJ Dinosaur, drop that beat!

DJ Dinosaur starts playing something that sounds like the backing to "Boyfriend" by Justin Bieber.

Bieber Alex:
(Raps)
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow

Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin' by the fire while we eating fondue
I don't know 'bout me but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three two

(Sings)
I'd like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you

Maddie:
(Raps)
If I was your girlfriend, I'd always run away.
You say ya gonna win my heart,
but I ain't a fudging game.
I'll gladly take your money and run far away.
Pardon my manners, but your face makes onions cry.

Swag swag swag, on me
Eating fondue, while your pants are on fire.
I don't know 'bout me but I know about you
The only thing you can turn on is a microwave.

Maddie drops the mike, sticking her tounge out at Bieber Alex as everyone laughs and cheers.

LollipopGalaxy:
That was AWESOME!!!
We've just seen one way of rejection through Maddie and Alex, but now let's have a look at Cupid rejecting Poseidon. Through this neat flashback.

(Flashback)

Cupid snorts after Maddie rejected Bieber Alex through rap.

"You still snort when you laugh....Adorable." Cupid turns to see the one and only Poseidon smirking behind her. "Can I buy you a drink?" He asks.

She watched as he gives his signature smirk. Urgh what a player! Collecting girls hearts just to break them!

"No, but I'll take the money instead." She smiled as he grits his teeth, visibly irritated.

"Go on, don't be shy, ask me out.." He leans in, smirking once again.

"Okay, get out." Cupid insists, whilst putting an innocent face on. He growls, massaging his forehead before his anger makes the boat too upside down.

"I know we didn't get along in the past. But I know you want me and I know how to please a woman."

"Then please... Leave me alone." Cupid walks towards him, causing him to walk backwards on the diving board.

"Come on Cupid.....no need for negative feelings." He starts rambling nervously, peering behind cautiously.

"You should have thought about that before you broke my heart." She jumped, causing him to stumble and fall into the water below.

(End of flashback scene)

Maddie:
Cupid is a savage, and I taught her that.

LollipopGalaxy:
Well, that's all we have time for. Now you two are gonna forget evening that happened on Valentine's day.

Alex and Maddie:
WAIT...WHAT?!

LollipopGalaxy:
(Shrugs shoulders) Sorry...it's the rules. Cupid and other Greek goods aren't allowed to be remembered by humans. And I'm the writer and I can't interfere with your lives. But don't worry there are heaps of amazing encounters that you'll get to remember.

Cupid:
Lights out kids!
(She blows glitter from the palm of her hand as Maddie and Alex fall asleep.)