I snuck up on the package. I crept on tippy toes towards it. I jumped over the sofa and took cover. Danny knelt beside me a moment later. He bit into a Cheese Byte. "Why don't you just give up?"

"What?!" I gasped. "And stop all the fun?"

I crawled on my belly towards the package. Danny slowly walked beside me munching and dropping cheese particles all over. Finally, I was within reach of the package. Sweat began to bead on my face. Slowly. Slowly. Danny continued to crunch. I quickly grabbed the brightly colored box and held it high.

"Victory!" I shouted.

"Intruder detected," said an automated voice.

Thousands of tiny, red dots appeared on my chest, arms, and legs. Danny took a step to the side.

"Aw, pizza sauce," I said.

And that's exactly what I got blasted with.