Okay, let's get somethings straight. As much as it pains me to say this, there are certain rules that we have to follow if we tell our story to the living or "lives" as the ghost call them. Before we start my story, you need to know the rules.

Rule 1: No saying what the afterlife looks like.

This one is really big. It can even, or so I hear, result in death death meaning that there is no coming back. You vanish. Poof. Gone.

Okay, next rule.

Rule 2: no talking to the lives that you knew when you were alive.

When you hear my story, you'll understand why this came into play a lot when I first died.

Rule 3: Never, and I mean never, tell lives how to get to the afterlife without dying.

That's right. You can do that. But no one would tell you.

I think that's all of the rules... I may be forgetting one. Oh well. Next we get to the good stuff, how I died.