Lance- blueboi/ El favorito / bibibro
Keith- angstyemo
Shiro- inneedofanap
Pidge- pidgeot
Hunk- cinnamonroll/ panwithaplan
Matt: yogamatt
Adam: dadam
Shay: Rockgoddess
Allura: space princess
Coran: cctgm
Veronica: bonnieronnie/ salty / suddenlyhasadate / lesbeansis/ lesbean
Mama McClain: preciosamamita
McClain Papa: papichulo
Marco: dracomarco
Luis: chewyloui
Lisa (luis' wife): lisapizza
Nadia: honey / smol ass / lesbae
Ina: smart ass
Kinkade: tall ass
James: asshole
Ft. A once in a lifetime guest.
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pidgeot created "the gays"

pidgeot added blueboi, cinnamonroll, yogamatt, dadam, cctgm, spaceprincess, Rockgoddess, angstyemo, and inneedofanap.

pidgeot: what's up fuckers.

inneedofanap: Pidge,, language.

dadam: :00

dadam: the toddler has awaken.

inneedofanap: ,,, I trusted you.

Rockgoddess: get rekt.

spaceprincess: and we thought she was one of the good ones.

Rockgoddess: I am one of the good ones. just not as good as hunk. <33

cinnamonroll: uwu. shay. ur too kind. <33

pidgeot: disgusting.

angstyemo: disgusting.

pidgeot: ,,, drift.

cctgm: hello! may i ask, where are my boys, lance and matthew?

spaceprincess: i cant believe you're taking favorites, coran.

cctgm: .... no comment.

cinnamonroll: idk. lance usually isn't on at this time. he's busy w/ something. he doesn't tell me what tho.

pidgeot: ,,, he was sleeping on the fridge.

yogamatt: don't expose me!

pidgeot: i do what I want, dear mathematics.

blueboi: you dipshits. i came back to a billion messages.

angstyemo: it's not a big deal, lance.

cctgm: LANCE! MY BOY! terribly sorry!

cinnamonroll: oops. sorey!

cinnamonroll: ,,,, wait.

yogamatt: sorey.

Rockgoddess: sorey.

blueboi: sorey.

pidgeot: sorey.

dadam: sorey.

inneedofanap: sorey.

spaceprincess: sorey.

angstyemo: sorey.

cctgm: what exactly are we doing??? Sorey???

cinnamonroll: i feel so attacked rn.

blueboi: sorry buddy, but.... it must be done.

yogamatt: just wanted to say that lance and hunk are my favorites. thanks for coming to me Ted talk.

inneedofanap: seriously, matt.

dadam: I love that man.

blueboi: <33

cinnamonroll: <33

yogamatt: <33

angstyemo: I understand hunk, but y lance?

dadam: ..... lmao.

pidgeot: sure, keithy boy.

blueboi: I am so confused. :((

inneedofanap: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

spaceprincess: GAH! SHIRO! MY EYES! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

Rockgoddess: lol. What even is this chat?

cinnamonroll: a bunch of gays according to pidge.

blueboi renamed the chat to "the gay uprising"

pidgeot: this is y we are friends.

angstyemo: that's... accurate.

blueboi: thank you! I'm here all night!!

spaceprincess: plz no. your beautiful face deserves sleep.

blueboi: ... :,,))

spaceprincess: ;)

blueboi: ;))

"The McClain Madness HQ"

El favorito: HAHA! SUCK IT RONNIE! I GOT THE PART!!

bonnieronnie: shit. now I owe Lance something.

preciosamamita: watch your language, veronica. also, muy bien Lancito! What do you want for dinner?

El favorito: ronnie, dm me. Mamí, quiero garlic knots y lo que hay.

dracomarco: congrats hermano! pero por que garlic knots?

El favorito: because I said so bicth.

chewyloui: as mamí said, language

lisapizza: lol. sibling fights are funny.

preciosamamita: niños! behave!

El favorito: lo siento Mami.

dracomarco: sorry mom.

lisapizza: sorry rosa.

chewyloui: lo siento mamita chula.

papichulo: listen to your mother. She's the boss of this house.

preciosamamita: that's right! Good, you're learning!! <33

bonnieronnie: sometimes, mamá scares me.

lisapizza: Rosa is great, but scary.

preciosamamita: ;))

lesbeansis >> bibibro

lesbeansis: what do I need to do?

bibibro: ( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)

lesbeansis: oh no. I don't like the look of that face.

bibibro: hehehe. ( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)

lesbeansis: plz no. I love you. I'll do anything but that! Por favor!

bibibro: lo siento, hermana. pero... this is payback for jenni.

lesbeansis: I regret all my life choices.

bibibro: ehehe. I was hoping for that response.

lesbeansis: I hate you.

bibibro: <33

salty >> honey

salty: hey... nadia...

honey: hi! ronnie!

salty: I was wondering if you would want to... go out. like on a date???

honey: omg.

"assbutts."

smol ass: Ronnie just asked me out.

[smol ass sent a screenshot]

smart ass: yasssss go get some!

tall ass: oh my gods yessss.

asshole: gods! reply! you just left her on read! don't let the queen on read!

smol ass: shit. ur right.

smart ass: for once!

asshole: hey! fight me bitch!

smart ass: fine! meet me at the dennys parking lot! 3 am!

smol ass: shut your fucks! I'm about to reply!

honey >> salty

honey: omg! yes!

salty: holy fuck! seriously!?

honey: duh! ive liked you for a while!

salty: AHHH. I'm so happy! So umm, Friday at 7?? I'll pick u up.

honey: sure! I'll see you then! <33

salty: until then~ <33

"The McClain Madness HQ"

bonnieronnie changed their name to suddenlyhasadate.

El favorito: bitch. I knew it. Let me do your makeup and prep u!

suddenlyhasadate: fuck. yes. just help me.

dracomarco: u gay fucks.

lisapizza: who's the lucky lady? ;))

preciosamamita: it's Nadia.

suddenlyhasadate: Mami! How did you know!?

papichulo: we read your diary. oh. And Lance told us.

abuelitaiscoming: exposed.

El favorito: bola marra only comes to roast us. Specifically me.

preciosamamita: Es mi mama!

chewyloui: that's my abuela!

El favorito: I hate this fucking family.

suddenlyhasadate: nah. u love us.

El favorito: fuck. Ur rite.

preciosamamita: <33

papichulo: <33

dracomarco: ... I spilled the milk in the kitchen.

preciosamamita: ......

suddenlyhasadate:... Lance no.

El favorito: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!

lisapizza: I love lance so much. Babe. He's my favorite of your siblings.

chewyloui: ... Cariño...

preciosamamita: I think he's everyone's favorite.

El favorito: except for abuelita.

abuelitaiscoming: I don't have favorites. (Except for Louis. He's the only successful one.)

chewyloui: ,,gracias, bola..

lisapizza: lol.

"the gay uprising"

Rockgoddess: this died quickly

blueboi added bonnieronnie and smol ass.

blueboi: it's about to get gayer.

angstyemo: how is that even possible.

bonnieronnie changed their name to lesbean.

angstyemo: I see what you mean.

smol ass changed their name to lesbae.

pidgeot: THIS IS ONE GAY CHAT!

dadam: babes, these are my people.

yogamatt: ye... babe... I know.

inneedofanap: I know, love.

cinnamonroll: wait! I want a pun name!

cinnamonroll changed their name to panwithaplan.

blueboi: hunk is a beautiful man that needs protection.

Rockgoddess: rt.

inneedofanap: rt.

yogamatt: rt.

dadam: rt.

pidgeot: rt.

lesbean: rt.

spaceprincess: rt.

cctgm: rt.

angstyemo: rt.

panwithaplan: uwu. :,))

blueboi: ily bro.

pidgeot: TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET!

yogamatt: PIDGE!? WHAT THE FUCK!?

lesbae: what have we gotten ourselves into.

//shout-out to Parabatai_Recca for the "tweet tweet tweet" idea. Ily! <33